A bumbling oaf.. a complete bumblefuck. One who cannot chew bubblegum and walk at the same time. They usually sport a dopey expression and have poor hygiene. They can be male or female . They are dumb as a box of hammers.
My wife's brother is a real merbaderb.. he trips over his own shoelaces and they're tied... is their anything he can do right?
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by Mebarek September 5, 2023
Get the mebarek mug.Originating in Brazil, melba jam is created from a wide variety of fruits, the foremost being the papaya. Farmers will harvest the papayas early in the growing season, while the papayas still retain the sour flavor that gives melba jam it's signature tartness. Many farmers will pick them only a week before maturity, when the papayas are much larger in size. However, this creates a much sweeter jam, and is thus considered to be inferior. The most expensive jams are made from papayas that are barely days old, being harvested when they are approximately the size of a berry. These are considered to be the finest of jams, and can be sold for well over USD $500 a jar.
After the papayas are prepared and the other ingredients are added, (which may include, but are not limited to: hazlenut, mango, guava, and passionfruit) the jam is allowed to ferment, giving it a slightly alcoholic content. The age of the jam, along with the papaya tartness, indicates its quality. The fermentation process can take anywhere from a few weeks to several decades. The most well-established makers of melba jam will refuse to sell it until it has reached their desired level of maturity, usually no fewer than 50 years. This ensures that they can sell their product for the maximum price.
Because the majority of Brazil is inhabited by farmers, over 98% of the jam is exported to various countries, most of which being in Europe. It is extremely popular in Germany, and is often spread over specially prepared bread to make "melba toast". It is also growing in popularity in Spain, France, and Portugal.
For various reasons, melba jam is virtually unheard of in the United States, except by those few individuals who specialize in various exotic and imported jams.
After the papayas are prepared and the other ingredients are added, (which may include, but are not limited to: hazlenut, mango, guava, and passionfruit) the jam is allowed to ferment, giving it a slightly alcoholic content. The age of the jam, along with the papaya tartness, indicates its quality. The fermentation process can take anywhere from a few weeks to several decades. The most well-established makers of melba jam will refuse to sell it until it has reached their desired level of maturity, usually no fewer than 50 years. This ensures that they can sell their product for the maximum price.
Because the majority of Brazil is inhabited by farmers, over 98% of the jam is exported to various countries, most of which being in Europe. It is extremely popular in Germany, and is often spread over specially prepared bread to make "melba toast". It is also growing in popularity in Spain, France, and Portugal.
For various reasons, melba jam is virtually unheard of in the United States, except by those few individuals who specialize in various exotic and imported jams.
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by Icy Blues January 9, 2008
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Stoner 1: Hey dude, let's smoke a wubanger tonight.
Stoner 2: Nah man. Fuck that noise, let us piff down on a sweet, sweet meubanger.
Stoner 2: Nah man. Fuck that noise, let us piff down on a sweet, sweet meubanger.
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Get the Meubanger mug.A commonly used fantastical mythological term for a highly intoxicated sailor , who often lies, cheats, deceives, manipulates, and slanders others, thereby bringing him closer to an actual historical pirate, without actually having ever EVER sailed on the sea at ALL, or having gone on ANY adventures, or made any great discoveries whatsoever, but is merely content with spreading such bullshit stories about having done so to often naive and gullible people who are willing to blindly believe these tall tells without question, all the while the Medbard makes up such fake stories, and then literally convinces themselves that these are indeed true. A Medbard in classic mythology usually has a ginormous enraged bald pointy head that looks like a giant penis sticking up from their shoulders, and two dead flat psychotic looking glazed over eyes, that point in two different directions. It's name derives from the fact that it is often highly over MEDICATED on alcohol ( MED) , but it also plays stringed instruments to seduce and lure in it's victims ( BARD), so that it may use, abuse, manipulate, and attempt to destroy them, much like the Sirens in Homer's classic "Odyssey".
"And as Xerion sailed to the island of Xramos, he came upon 2 Medbards, glaring at them with their two big black eyes, and giant penis looking heads, waiting to attack him, and mind manipulate him, with their fabricated adventure stories, only to lure Xerion into the cave and destroy him.
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