Dirt McGerk

Cocaine and Weed.... Maybe even a little meth.

As stated in the Kodak Black song "DIRT MCGERK".

Somedude on the street: "Ayo Kodak what you smokin on."

Kodak: "That Dirt McGerk."

by Smokin Dirt McGerk June 20, 2023

McGuckin

This is when your date/girlfriend refuses to give a traditional blow job at the end of the night. Instead, she will only put the tip of your penis in her mouth, and remain motionless, while you masturbate. It's a common end to a mediocre date night, where she likes you enough to help you get off. However, she will only put forth minimal effort. Universally seen as a failed attempt to get a blow job.

Guy 1. "How was your date last night with Lisa? Did she blow you?"
Guy 2. "I thought it went great, but at the end of the night I only ended up getting a McGuckin..."
Guy 1. "Bummer man."

by Tur7le December 17, 2013

Dirty McGurg

the act of taking a shit into a computer's disk tray and then giving it a gratuitous fucking.

I walked into comp sci yesterday and T. Lee was giving a dirty mcgurg to his computer.

by frank ncgurg February 1, 2008

Shirt Mcguirk

Any random, unintelligable, gibberish uttered by a intoxicated person.

God, Ben drunk dialed me last night and left me a 5 minute voice mail of nothing but Shirt McGuirk.

by Rawlz March 24, 2005

McGurkined

When u are having sex w a chick and she squirts and u put it in a cup and add skittles drink mix

I McGurkined her bitchass

by Coopwhite March 9, 2021

Circus McGurkus

If you know, you know.

“You don’t voluntarily join the circus mcgurkus...if you catch mah drift”

by Whacker de Tallíes December 21, 2019

Slurpy Mcturkey

A term used to define a woman who is particularly good at giving sloppy head but whose chin and neck have merged into one and thus give the impression of a turkey neck.

Hey bro, did you take Slurpy Mcturkey to pound town last night?

by Elesian November 29, 2020