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Alaina Castillo

your probably a big fan of her, and she is a very beautiful woman who creates songs (my favorite song is pocket locket)
Hey! Have You Checked Out This Artist Called Alaina Castillo?

Yep! She’s Amazing!
by canyon is dumb June 27, 2021
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Bryan Castillo Gonzalez

Bryan Castillo Gonzalez is the best boyfriend and friend to have in the whole entire world!!!! He's charming, cute, and a bit dorky. They have extremely large bug eyes which can make you get lost in them. Bryan is also big on gaming and anime hence their geek nature. Bryan doesn't judge people at all and tends to see the good in people. Bryan is also an extremely intelligent person but, can be doubtful. An important part to Bryan though is that he's an amazing friend and lover. His unique sense of humor is charming and funny but, he's an overall like-able person adored by all. Bryan is more on the introverted side but, if you really know them, they define the term "extrovert". With Bryan's considerate heart, never ever loose them. You're lucky if you have a Bryan in your life.
by Bobby 180 June 11, 2023
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Creamy Castillo

When you use your rhinoceros bull cock to whip heavy cream inside of someones asshole while having anal intercourse and fingering a pussy using expired strawberry apple sauce in the transgender locker room.
David WTF... My girlfriend told me about the creamy castillo you gave her yesterday during the rodeo in the locker room!
by Lil Swasti October 11, 2023
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Alejandro Rodriguez Castillo El Pollo

Alejandro Rodriguez Castillo El Pollo is a very nice and funny guy. He has a lot of girlfriends like 120491048019384 of them. He is very intelligent and knows the SABIAS of patillo and gets outplayed m8. He always chips everyone in rocket league and is very good. People want to be like him but never even get close to being him.
Omg you are such an Alejandro Rodriguez Castillo El Pollo, can I get a picture with you?
by pollo321 November 18, 2020
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Massillon

A city in Northeast Ohio that used to be a haven for high school football, but now runs rampant with dbags, and 80's football alumni who still wear their mid-drift mesh jerseys around town, still expecting preferrential treatment, particularly at cash advance businesses. The only cool people in the town are the really, really old people because they used to work, but now the town is filled with lazy welfare recipients so busy buying food at long john silvers that they can't possibly find time to work there.

When the Football team does well in the playoffs, it is usually because some player transferred from a surrounding school district and convinced at least three others to go along with him.
Dbag 1: "I've waited my whole life to play QB for the Massillon"

Dbag 2: "I heard you weren't going to be any good, so I transferred in so I could start over you."
by porch punk August 25, 2014
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saphin Castillo

Large thing and very handsome and nonchalant
Saphin Castillo did magical things too me with this large thing.
by Gangenem August 6, 2021
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Castillo

Cas⋅ti⋅llo  /kɑsˈtilyɔ, -yɔ/ or kahs-tee-lyaw, -yaw

–noun

1. Classical def.:a common prostitute and/or woman of questionable virtue; likely of sea origin, adhering herself like a barnacle to a merchant ship's hull as it made it's way from port to port. Sexual favors provided therein spread disease and pestilence across the Mediterraean and nearly capsized Lisbon in 1643.

2. Modern/Slang: a succubus who will then either; a.) defile your sheets with excrement and obfuscate your personal possessions about the bedroom as a rite of passage among women of her sort; b.) leave you with temporary VD and steal your cereal.

3. Archaic: A ruffian; a floozy.

Origin:

1645–Present; < L < Espana: act of depravity, despicable act of a sexual nature; < L < Portugal: slang use for fellatio with dogs or equivalent; n. use of fem. custallos, equiv. to a- a- 6 + -custallambros- (comb. form of brotōs mortal; akin to L mortuus dead, murder by sexual depravity) + -ios adj. RARE USAGE-present; < L < Trin./Tobago: a drunk who becomes flustered; often naked.

Other uses: slang term for a raw deal, as if being robbed by a 'hooker of pirate origin'; or rather "I was totally Castillo-ed by Rachel"
1.) "Poor Captain Valencia mistook a Castillo for a woman of gentry and has succumbed to the groin-plague."

2.) "I can't go out tonight, I'm drowsy, have to do laundry. Totally Castilloed."
by Daryl Dawson May 16, 2009
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