Cum McFlurry

While at mcdonalds with your girl, order a mcflurry, drink it as fast as you can and then puke it up on your chick, smack her across the face with your dick and tackle her into the ball pit with all the little kids. Then proceed to fuck the shit outta her while licking the mcflurry off. Right as your about to bust a nut, whip your Big Mac out and squirt her in the chest while screaming "WHOS RONALD MCDONALD BITCH!" she follows up with "YOU ARE, YOU ARE!" After all the mayhem exit through the drive thru window while not speaking a word to anyone.

Josh: DAMN DANIEL YOU PULLED THE CUM MCFLURRY ON YOUR MOM!
Daniel: Hell yea i did, bitch loved that shit

by Longo January 18, 2008

Bacon mcflurry

Mcdonalds mcflurry with bacon instead of oreos.

Sir, would you like fries with that? No thanks, ill have a bacon mcflurry.

by Kornbred88 January 6, 2016

McFlurry

Ain't that icecream yo?

HA HA, McFlurry just scored a goal (NHL 95)! ..."ain't that icecream yo?"

by Joltinjoe10 December 2, 2011

McSlurpy

When your girlfriend begs you to pull over in McDonald's parking lot so she can suck your dick.

Hey babe, wanna go to McDonald's and get a McSlurpy?

by FinFran2 May 15, 2018

McFlurry

When you moon someone with a turtlehead poking out.

I was heading to the bathroom, but before I did I gave my wife a McFlurry.

by Koolaid Johansen March 20, 2017

McFlurp

Dick Fart.....your penis starts rotating in a helicopter rotation and you fart out of your dick. If it is messy than shit flies out of your dick and you have to clean up with bleach.

Person 1:Hey dude why did that girl run out of your room

Person 2:Because i just McFlurped and it smells like shit

by Roger McFlurper December 1, 2010

McFlurry

The act of tunneling an ice cream sandwich in your ass, then having a sexual partner felch, or suck it out with a straw.

Marc: Would you like a mcflurry?
Jess: Whats that?
Marc: Shove this Klondike up my ass and you will find out.

by Browneeearthquayke2 May 26, 2011