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Fat Midden's

If someone's a pure "fat midden!" then they're a bit of a smelly hound.
commonly used in the glasgow area of scotland as an insult to those fat cheeky bitches from helenburgh walking about allover the streets of Glezga
An innocent pedestrian walks down a street and bumps into two fat cheeky bitches stuffing themselves with big bags of chips....

FAT CHEEKY BITCHES: "hu hu
hu" "Haw!....You!"

INNOCENT PASSER BY: "yes what is it?"

FAT CHEEKY BITCHES: "you are like, sooo gay!...hu hu he!...like man"

FAT CHEEKY BITCHES: "like yeah, totally man.....hu hu hu!"

INNOCENT PASSER BY: "aye! well whatever!you two are nothing but a pair of FAT MIDDEN'S HEN!...cheerio!"
by TheOnlyGayInTheVillage January 26, 2005
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MIDDEL SCHOOL!

an evil place where parents put u.
some teachers give u something that says ur in trouble
cuz u should no what the hand book says!
MIDDEL SCHOOL=Deepest pit in hell
a shitwhole where everyone either thinks they are the best thing ever or
become suicidal. supposedly everyone is "equal", but in their head everyone is thinking they are better than everyone else. friendships are shallow and preps are eviler than satin him self.
when teachers say it's hard for them too, they're all lieing. they LOVE putting big marks all over ur paper.
Mom, don't make me go back to MIDDEL SCHOOL!
today. I'll be given wedgies and noogies and have my lunch money stolen!
by adreana rush March 25, 2007
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