mamarazzi

a mom who chases you down and annoys you in order to get good pictures of you during every single occasion in your life, big or small.

I was almost late to prom because the mamarazzi was hounding me for pictures.

It's so embarrassing when the mamarazzi shows up at my sporting events.

Dude, is your mom a scrapbooking freak, 'cause she is going all mamarazzi on your ass.

by sickmama3 April 11, 2011

MacarAnus

Anyone who makes an anus out of themselves by dancing the Macarena.

Hey, MacarAnus !

all right!

by Shit_4_Brains August 2, 2007

Mazdaratti

Any two door Mazda Coupe (such as the MX-6, 626, MX-3,323) pre-1996.

"My Mazdaratti can do 85"

by Spyder Edwards December 3, 2004

Mazapan

A sensitive person, who gets hurt with any cause. Based off of a peanut butter candy that is sensitive to unwrap.

Juan is such a “mazapan”, he got upset when I mentioned Trump and the cops

by notAbaby November 14, 2020

Mayara

Sweet outgoing person who will make you fall in love with her in 2 days. Has gorgeous hair and a great music taste. Will instantly make you day and give you butterflies whenever she talks to you, but will also destroy you with facts and logic (in a left lib swag trendy way)

Overall, beautiful person inside and out

Person 1:" Did you see Mayara today?"
Person 2:"Yeah she came to school this morning, got too busy socializing outside and forgot she had class"

by idontevenknowwhoiamanymore November 21, 2021

Madara Problem

Sometimes called "Yhwach Problem" (after the second most famous case) Madara Problem is one of the most difficult writing conundrums: this one in particularly refers to a scenario in which a writer creates a character so monstrously overpowered and indestructible that nothing in the writer's universe is capable of killing the said character, and the writer is forced to either nerf the character to the point of destructibility (often defeating the character's original purpose) or killing them by an asspull.

Named after Madara Uchiha, a character from manga Naruto by Masashi Kishimoto. Reportedly, Kishimoto at one point admitted that even he himself didn't have any way of killing Madara, and had to resort to an asspull.
Alternatively named after Yhwach, a character from manga Bleach by Tite Kubo. Starting of as a high tier character, Yhwach was made nigh-omnipotent and immortal near the end of the manga, the combination of this and a tight schedule forcing Kubo to resort to a combination of nerf and an asspull to finally finish this monster off.

Ben: "Say, Jerry: this Dante character of yours is great, but he feels too OP. How does one kill him?"
Jerry: "I... I don't really know. I don't think anyone can. I don't think even I can."
Ben: "But you wrote him!"
Jerry: "..."
Ben: "Sounds to me like you have a Madara Problem on your hands."

by Helel ben Shahaar August 7, 2019

Gaten Matarazzo

Cutest and most amazing human being ever! Starred on Stranger Things (2016-present) and is literally the best actor on it!! He takes no shit from no one and despite having Cleidocranial Dysplasia, he still perserveres and never stops believing! Let this be a lesson to all of those who don't believe in yourselves, he has been turned down so many acting jobs, and yet he still tried and auditioned a lot.

I don't want to try anymore.

Don't give up! Be like Gaten Matarazzo and keep trying!

by NoahSchnappBabe December 20, 2018