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Mamatees

n. 1. Used when referring to the breasts of an older woman or cougar.

Pronounced like "manatees" with an m.
Damn, look at those huge mamatees on Connor's mom across the room!
by boydilla June 5, 2009
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Manatee joke

A manatee joke is a kind of humour popularised by Family Guy and satirised by South Park. A manatee joke is when one of the characters says something that has nothing to do with the plot or characters in the show, but leads into a flashback of the scene described
"Remember that time you slept with Bill Clinton?"
(Cuts to a scene of Lois boinking Bill).
"Oh Peter, remember when this show used to not rely on manatee jokes?
by Jlarge November 14, 2007
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Mayte

Mayte is an awesome girly that makes you feel special inside and out. She is an amazing friend, as well as a hottie! ROAR. Not many people can pronounce her name, but the ones that can rock! She could be found in Miami, though she is not a Miami girl. Everyone wishes they were as cool as Mayte, but they know they will never live up to it.
DUDE 1: Did you see Mayte today? She looked HOT!
DUDE 2: Yeah! Too bad her boyfriends a Marine. You could be shanked.
by hehe haha August 22, 2009
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Land Manatee

An incredibly fat person. In particular, a Land Manatee has little in the way of recognizable skeletal structure. Rolls of fat disguish the neck, as well as much of the arms and legs.

Unlike the real Manatee which arguably faces the threat of extinction, the Land Manatee enjoys ever growing numbers thanks to North America's penchant for fatty food and over eating. The Land Manatee faces no natural predators and lives primarily off fast food and frozen TV dinners, though they are also known to eat vast quantities of pretty much everything.
Burger King Employee: "Our deeper fryer is empty! I mean the grease is completely gone, sucked dry."

Manager: "Land Manatees....Get the harpoon gun, they can't have gone far."
by Phineas Gage December 20, 2006
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mayabel

The most beautiful woman to come out of Guadalajara, Mexico. She is sweet, beautiful, funny, intelligent and is drop dead sexy.
That girl over there is gorgeous, but she ain't no mayabel.
by Haywood Ja-Blome February 26, 2008
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swimming with the manatees

A euphemism for gay sex with demonstrably larger men
He went swimming with the manatees last weekend
by SpillyMcDeez August 18, 2016
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mayte

mayte, you’re my favorite person thank you for being such an amazing person and friend
by euphopia July 13, 2021
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