May 24th

National grab that cake day. Go out and make sure to get a few smacks in and grab it a lot. Make sure to put your whole hand on it. Make sure to have a hand on that cake while they’re walking.

Make sure to grab your girlfriend’s cake on May 24th!

by Professor Batter May 22, 2020

May 24th

1 year anniversary of berenice and brandons totally amazing relationship, SHE SHOULD TOTALLY SEND HIM TITTIE PICS TO CELEBRATE

it's may 24th I wanna show brandon my titties

by Ball2zero May 22, 2022

May 24th

The day when a math prodigy was born

She's so good at math! When was she born?
May 24th

by Angel_Potat March 18, 2020

May 24th

The day to gobble up chicken toes

Hey man, It's May 24th. Can I have your toes, nugget?

by Djxmxmxkxmxmdmz May 14, 2022

May 24th

Kick someone in the ball's day

Person 1: Come here~
Person 2: why?
Person 1: so I can kick you in the balls ofc
Person 2: aw man its may 24th again...

by Cheeseburgerman2425 May 24, 2024

May 24th

Eat a bowl of rigatoni pasta day!

Person #1: What are you having for dinner
Person #2: Uhh, it's May 24th, so I'm having rigatoni pasta

by Cam.tm May 19, 2021

May 24th

National unground your kids day

Ungrounded means to stop the punishment Over time u gave them # May 24th

by Becky hues May 24, 2022