Maws

Maws. Combination of the words “Man” and “Paws” describing the un-groomed, lengthy and greasy fingernails of a male comrade.

Brendan : let me see your phone. *Grabs phone*
Person 2 : Get your fucking Maws out of here you autistic slut

by Coach Catta March 23, 2018

maw

might as well

do you want to go to the pub?
no i have work to do...
but you maw
yeh i spose

by chocolatecoatedraisinboy March 13, 2011

maws or paws

a debate between furries on which type of bodily attributes in a fursona they find more attractive, this being a debate between the paws or mouths of a fursona

this debate can also be compared to the debates straight men have over “ass or tits”

john: “hey bro, maws or paws?”

bob: “definitely maws bro”

by LilyMoss February 03, 2022

yer maw

insult
can be used at almnost any moment and in any situation for any purpose at any time.

'Yer Maw'

by clarence boddicker March 19, 2003

yir maw

yir maw a scottish saying is somtimes used as an insult, or to simply say "your mother"

person 1 - "your fat"
person 2 - "yir maw"

person 1 - "i dont like your homemade chips"
person 2 - "i dont like yir maw"

i'm going to visit my grand maw

by i'm yir maw June 05, 2009

yer maw

A comeback. Usually the last resort in an argument, but sometimes the first if you can't be bothered with an argument or conversation. Normally short for "I had your maw" (meaning "I had sexual intercourse with your mother")

'That's shite.'
'So's yer maw.'

'You owe me.'
'Yeah, well your maw owes me for last night.'

'You're such a gay.'
'I think your maw would disagree.'

'Fuck you.'
'Shit, watch out. Here comes your maw, an' it looks like she's got an erection.'

by Eamonn H May 03, 2007

Mee-Maw

n. Grandmother; how Sheldon Cooper calls his grandma in The Big Bang Theory

Don't make me call mee-maw.

by Datum November 20, 2011