Mattypoo

a cute nickname for an adorable Boy.

Mattypoo is so cute. ok then, don't call me that, ok then.

by bmasterpro April 17, 2011

mattitude

when you or matthew sturniolo act like him in is his hot girl era

*eyes roll*
don’t give me that mattitude

by fricnds July 19, 2022

uncle matty's

A floral store that once existed on Bald Hill Road in Warwick, Rhode Island in the 1980's and early 1990's. The place to go to pick up flowers for your cheap n' easy Warwick girlfriend that you just met in the Warwick or Rhode Island Malls, or for that cute girl at Ann & Hope. Actually had the best selection of plants I'd ever seen! I really miss that place!

I was goin' over to see Dawn and I stopped at Uncle Matty's to buy her sum flowahs!

by Laktaysha October 18, 2003

Mattie May

Mattie May is smart, helpful, pretty, honest and so much more. She stands up for what see believes in and is not afraid to say what she thinks is right.

She knows how to fight for her friends and family. She usually lives in a large family on a farm with all kinds of animals and has a lot of outdoor experiences. Like one time she might think a bird in a snake.

She is always inviting and she tries not to leave anyone.

She is fierce and brave. She makes you laugh all the time and the only time she will dislike you is when you are mean to others of very mean to her.

Mattie May is awesome

by Jimmy3207 April 4, 2019

Martiy'cel

Anonymous 3 years ago
To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket… You can hide, but you can’t run.
Insta : @itsszaksantos 2 years ago
What do you call a disabled Asian? Sum Ting Wong
Anonymous 3 years ago
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
Computer
Anonymous 6 years ago
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
Girlfriend
Anonymous 3 years ago
My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.
But I knew she’d come crawling back to me.
Anonymous 3 years ago
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile.
Anonymous 3 years ago
What do you do with epileptic lettuce? – You make a seizure salad.
diedieideidieidieddie gaygaygayagya w dont love you hope you hola como estat no nvm noot die

naina: die mart
martiy'cel: ok den
cybthia: u a legbenese i hope you cono
behat'nu:yuck i hu i am legbenese

by Alfredo: I hate CybthaiBehat'n June 10, 2020

Mattias

The sexiest kid I’ve ever seen.
He has high IQ and massive penis.
He gets all the girls. He’s handsome and rich. Good at gaming

Have you seen Mattias?
No but I know that he’s the sexiest kid I’ve ever seen

by Ok so I did not see January 30, 2020

Mattias

Mattias is someone who's there for you whenever you need him. He listens to your problems and gives you advice when he can. He's fun to play with and is a typical bro.

If you have a Mattias, you've got him forever. He's loyal to the people he cares about the most.

He's a true lad, and loves to muck around just as much as the next person. A truly epic mate.

"Oi! Mattias! Wanna catch up after class?"

by MaxButtz March 25, 2020