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mattie lee

A god amongst men and a beautiful human being.

Commonly seen in joggers and a variety of puma and shark t-shirts.
Did you see Mattie Lee?”
“Yeah he gave me a right hard-on
by Adz15110gay September 17, 2018
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DILDO mattic 5000

The best dildo ever made comes with its own built in sack battery pack and recharger kit
Hey did you see my dildo mattic 5000
by peter north July 10, 2003
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matrices

Plural of Matrix, an array of NUMERALS.
Divide the matrices to find the quotent trifactor dividend to the matrices quo quotent numerator guhguh guhguh gullible
by larstait October 13, 2003
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mattiece

A sexy little beast with who gets all the girls. He might look like a dwarf but that doesn't matter with a dick of his size. Don't expect the brightest of minds, but in the end the only thing that matters is his sexy, often dark chocolate body.

#hot #stupid #cute
Girl 1: Whats that little guys name?

Girl 2: Mattiece I think.

Girl 1: Oh thats why he's such a cutie!
by Thewhitedanishmamba December 11, 2016
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mattieu

A mattieu is a sub-species of prakash indian. A mattieus diet consists of puncheon, nicotime and weed. A mattieu is especially fomd of Venezuelan women in their early twenties-to early thirties. A mattieu is native to Rio Claro and appears skinny in nature. The mattieu is an endangered species..... PROTECT IT AT ALL COSTS.
"Oh my gosh, look at that , a rare wild mattieu in its natural habitat"

"I must call am exterminator, i have a mattieu problem"
by Oxforddd November 25, 2021
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Dirty Mattie

The act of shoving a cactus up your ass while you cut off blood circulation to you penis.
Damn I can’t sit down after pulling a dirty mattie
by Tylers-A-Dunce June 10, 2021
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MATTIE

MATTIE IS MOTO MOTO
LOOK OUT I THINK MATTIE MATTIE LIKES YOU
by Elmo is bae March 21, 2019
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