matumbo fuck

a joke played by mischevious teenagers against their seemingly innocent, yet devilishly gullible friend. The joke compounds on the story of Matumbo, a black man from Namibia with a large penis who is out to get the unsuspecting girl, although she puts on the facade of innocence, deep down she really wants Matumbo's warm dark body against her frame. the "fuck" portion is the climax of the gag

Dude, after we had her riled up, we TOTALLY Matumbo fucked her right in the face.

by Bulgarianmusclefucker May 23, 2006

Dirty Mutombo

A variation of a dikembe mutombo, only difference is that you stick your finger in a womans anus before performing the mutombo.

Dude, i gave sum chick a dirty mutombo last night and now my finger stinks like buthole.

by kicking donkey October 4, 2006

Makomborero

A handsome guy charming loving and caring .when he loves he really means business

That guy should be a makomborero

by Ladiecass March 17, 2017

mutombo

krasser server commander, beherrscht vom ping zum dns alles blind

timer 10000 10 ping witzman

by Yakobusan March 24, 2003

Matumbo

Bangz Is Matumbo. This nickname was bestowed upon him by matt/hank in an effort to troll amy.

Matumbo is Cool, Matumbo is great, dont forget he masturbates!

by Penton August 28, 2018

Matumbo

Matumbo is an Angolan slang which is used to describe someone who is tapped or dumb.

"bruh that guy is a matumbo fam"

by 😌💅🏾 October 16, 2022