Spooge-a-matic

Adjective for female who is so fucking hot that she deserves no less than instantaneous ejactulation in response to her appearence. Extremely rare.

OMG! She's spooge-a-matic! Ah shit, I've got to go and change my drawers now.

by Octothorpe May 3, 2005

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Punk-o-Matic

A kickass "flash game" where you can create your own rock/punk/metal music and then post it on the official website and get your songs rated.

Dude 1: Dude, listen to this song I just made in Punk-o-Matic! It's already got a rating of 8/10!
Dude 2: So? My first song got a 10/10 rating...
Dude 1: Woah.

by Reoiam June 8, 2010

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A completely automated eletro-mechanical apparatus used for swift, sterile and efficient masturbation. The Bolmph-o-tronic-bolmph-o-matic-bolmpherizer-XL-GT-3400; or B.three-fo as it is known on the streets consist primarily of a polished titanium cylinder approximately 34 centimeters (14 inches) in length and 10 cm (4in) wide. Designed to slide over most human penises. At the end of this cylinder is a clear plastic tube like the kind film comes in. The second part of this invention is the chair which looks like a La-Z-Boy recliner with a metal trash can mounted on the side, motorcylce-like helmet that is pulled over your head, and a cup holder for your beer. When activated a number of micro sized hydraulics, servos and actuators that massage the penis in the same way a vagina would. The temperature and humidity inside the cylinder is also regulated. The helmet is pulled down over the user's head and he is immersed in a 3D environment where the brain scan reveals and creates his ultimate sexual fantasy. When the user ejaculates it is captured in a small plastic container that can be cryo stored for later or dumped in to the "trash can" where it is vaporized by a lazer that is powered by a pico matter/antimatter reactor.

This machine was created at Area 51 and believed to have been made from reverse engineered alien technology. It turns out the technology was actually human from the year 9595.

Order yours in the next few minutes and get a free 30 day trial!. Money back gurantee!

by Koopa Troopa August 11, 2004

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bass-o-matic

Coined by SNL alumnus Dan Ackroyd in the 1970s, the bass-o-matic is an ordinary blender used to turn fresh bass (fish) into a disgusting red slurry that no one in his right mind would actually drink.

For a limited time, the bass-o-matic can be yours for just 3 monthly installments of $10.99 ; operators are standing by, please call now! Offer not available in stores.

by John J. Ronald February 9, 2006

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