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geylang methodist secondary school

teachers are homophobic and if never do hw or do something bad then phone confiscated for one week. teachers dont give 2 fucks about mental health and all the NA people act so fucking superior when they are just so dumb… a lot of yps and xmms in NA or NT but express is very chill and no drama. school so strict and force us to go to useless programmes and for what? most teachers suck but some are ok ig?
person a: what school are you from?
person b: geylang methodist secondary school and it sucks
by idontgiveanyshit August 22, 2021
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Wesley Methodist School Kuala Lumpur

An international school in Malaysia. The best thing is that students pay their school fees to renovate their toilets but they rarely even use them.
Oh no, I got accepted into Wesley Methodist School Kuala Lumpur.
by Freid chciken May 17, 2020
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Mathochist

Math + Masochist = Mathochist.

used to describe math teachers who teach long, drawn out processes of solving things, when there's clearly a shortcut. They take pleasure in watching students suffer.
Jack: "GOD look at all this homework!"
Jill: "This is gonna take me hours to finish..."
Jack: "Mr. V is such a mathochist."
by Anon E. Muse February 28, 2009
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Crystal methodist

Smokes crystal meth all night Saturday so they will be up and ready to go to church on Sunday. May smoke crystal meth more often than Saturday, possibly every day, but will never be seen smoking crystal meth by a fellow member of their congregation and will deny use of crystal meth if confronted by atheists, drug users, former addicts, or people who don't care in order to look like a pure, white clean Methodist saint. Some of the churches these folks go to ought to be called united methheadist church.
Cletus lived by the principles of his crystal Methodist religion.
by Solid Mantis August 7, 2016
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Methodist ladies College

Methodist ladies College is Perth’s most expensive private school although it should not be because if you are not smart they couldn’t give a shit about you it’s also very much like a cult with extremely bitchy girls that only care about there looks as soon as you walk in the school all you see is girls fake tanned. Most girls don’t Evan make it through a year before moving schools
by Random388 January 3, 2021
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fairfield methodist secondary school

outsiders need 241 to get in but those from the primary school side only needs 200, makes it look like it’s and elite school. very willing to spend on food, for example they gave the students old chang kee and dunkin donuts. the teachers most of them are really caring however theres just a few that are super irritating. fairfield cares to much about attire issues.
oh what you go to Fairfield Methodist Secondary school ?? u know bellywellyjelly was from there?
by ihateandlovefmss August 21, 2021
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Natural Methodist

1. A born again birth control user who excessively claims to be using natural birth control method; and gives TMI about her cycle, her sex life, and her religious beliefs.

2. The natural methodist method is based on a trinity of ideas overshadowed by one all encompassing truth. Firstly, that women ovulate 14 days before menstruation begins, give or take two days. Secondly, that sperm can survive inside a woman for three days. That an egg can only be fertilized within 24 hours of being released from the ovaries.
And lastly, that anyone at work gives a shit.
She's a total Natural Methodist; she would have never made it through high school or technical school if she really was using the the rhythm method. I can't eat hard boiled eggs anymore since she told me when she ovulates.
by floorfly November 21, 2010
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