Mathew

A person who wants everyone to chill and stop bullying each other.

Mathew wants you to chill

by Shrexy donkeh September 23, 2019

Mathew

A gay retard

Mathew is gay

by Don't ask 2010 April 2, 2019

Mathew

A fat mess.

That Mathew kid really needs to hit the gym. He’s a fat mess.

by Letshavesexysex May 30, 2018

Mathew

Mathew is a dude that likes to take ten-minute breaks! He also enjoys the demon filter on Snapchat. Mathew is also EXTREMELY ANNOYING AND MAKES ME WANT TO DIE

Mathew SHUT THE FUCK UP

by Barissa the Barista October 29, 2019

Mathew

The most homosexual human gay to ever exist, flexible creature that will fondle with himself. Do not interact with at all costs.

A Mathew is homoesexual

by RoastedPotato February 8, 2020

Mathew

A nickname for twitchy

I met a Mathew today

by Talcat March 15, 2019

Mathew

An oversized baby man who needs his diaper changed & a drool bib. A needy, creepy crawler who needs a tutor to unlearn everything he thinks a woman likes.

I saw Mathew & his nanny buying oversized diapers at the big boy store.

by Lemer Ledhead November 3, 2019