The Matches

Awsome punk band from oakland with matt on drums, justin on bass, jon on guitar and the incredibly hot shawn harris on vocals and guitar. Re-released their first album on Epitaph records back in 2004 and have been touring for what seems forever haha... CHECK EM OUT

Person1: Are you goin to the Chain Me Away Tour?

Person2: The Matches and Plain White T's... OF COURSE! Its gunna be awsome

by The World Falls Up Around Me May 13, 2005

Marshall Mathers

Eminem, multi award winning white rapper who wont take shit from no one

"Eminem is sooo hott!"

by biotch February 9, 2005

mathering

inserting ones finger or fist into one's anus male or female wilst that person is vomitting

i heard tom was good at mathering

by ywenda October 14, 2011

carpet matches the drapes

One's genital hair matches the color of the hair on one's head.

Even though she looks like she dyes her hair, the carpet matches the drapes on her.

by quamp March 24, 2007

Ryan Mather

The kind of guy who stinks like poo and has asked out all the girls that go by these names (Angie, Anique, Bella, Trinity, Alyssa, Ellerrrr, Talesia)

WOW HE STINKS MUST BE RYAN MATHER

by Anique/Bella/Gracie?Angelina October 14, 2020

Eminem/Slim Shady/Marshall Mathers

The most talented rapper and the most handsome man on earth.My biggest source of inspiration.He deserves admiration and respect.

The MC with the highest level of skills/
who spits a sentence that verbally kills

by Isabelle Esling December 27, 2003

the matches

an AWESOME band from Oakland, theyre music is addicting. i havent listened to anything but them in weeks. I <3 The Matches

I am Deanna and i am addicted to the Matches Cd, Im just a dog eared page you turn back to, wheres the place for me? when were both in love with you. <<<3333

by Dizzle March 24, 2005