Masturbardo

Black men who love to see sex between animals. This word is using in the ethnical tribes of Kenia and Congo and then popularize a lot in the ghetto of that countries.

Geez men, you are a masturbardo.

by SopaDeCaballo April 18, 2018

masturbade

Masturbade is the product of masturbating (cum, jizz, semen, spunk, etc). This word is kin to marinade versus marinate. Marinate is a verb (He marinated the steak) and a marinade is a noun (He put the marinade on the steak).

It took him an hour to clean up the masturbade.

by marinader September 19, 2009

masturbates

pulral of masturbat

the dog masterbates the man.

by jessica March 16, 2005

masturbacide

the act of masturbating someone untill they die. can be done to men or women. arguably the most pleasurable way to die.

masturbacide is how i want to die.

by Hawn Gnarley July 27, 2014

masturbait

On a night out when a pretty female friend lures a number of males over in the false pretence that she wants to talk to the males but shes actually just setting them up for you and all your ugly mates.

Gill: Oh look theres a group of sexy guys over there lets go and talk to them
Jane: No don't move we'll just get our masturbait to bring them over.

by Elkie :) September 27, 2008

[masturbait]

On a night out when a pretty female friend lures men over in the false pretence that they will be spending the night with her.
When in actual fact she brings them over to talk to you and your ugly mates.

Gill: oh man he is fit, should i go over and talk to him?
Louise: Nah sit there we'll uses our masturbait, Vikki to get him over here

by Elkie :) September 27, 2008

masturbacise

Using masturbation as your primary form of exercise. Solo sexercise. For a short masturbacise session go fast and strong; blood pumping, grit your teeth and explode. For a long session, edge yourself for an hour trying hard to get in a whole body workout . Masturbating until you are coved in sweat and cum and can barely move. Best workout EVER!

Friend: Want to hit the gym later
Me: No, I've got an intense Masturbacise session planned.

by SCISSORscissorBANGbang August 28, 2017