Maddenbating

Adj: In the act of, spending countless hours and countless days playing any of the EA Sports Madden NFL games. Preferably before online play back in the good ol' days.

Frank: las vegas vipers
Frank: boom, thats nice
Frank: that was always my madden
Bert: mine was something like the portsmouth or newport sharks
Bert: with that shark logo
Frank: rhode island rampage too
Frank: with the rhino logo red and black
Frank: bad ass
Bert: haha right back before online, the complexity of the game was making your own stuff
Frank: yeah i had a f****** ball with that
Frank: just entertainin myself
Frank: maddenbating
Bert: that is the best ever

by Berthalamu February 16, 2009

malderating

To get it in. To be focused and driven.

Watch David, he malderating right now.

by smirky devil November 3, 2020

Extreme masterbating

When you have jerked it so long that it wil pop a boner for the rest of your life.

My dad did a ''Extreme masterbating'' yesterday

by WKalas December 29, 2016

Maskerbating

Debating about masks. The foolish act of wasting one’s time and energy debating evidence and “reasons” for and against the wearing of a mask. Please feel free to be creative and use the word in a sentence.

Stop maskerbating with the store owner. Put one on or get the f*** out of Dodge.

by PTDrooster May 24, 2020

Naturistic Masterbating

Where a person who has ran out of ideas to save trees or a nature preserve and has to go to extmere mesasures. Naturistic Masterbation is where a strong point is being made and to stop the man and to give in to his demands. Even if it means getting into nature.

Oh my god! Will that guy stop Naturistic Masterbating. Just let the man be with his trees!

by Mark Jackson. January 17, 2009

masterbating date-imitater

The guy who imagines a whole date with a girl using his hand as the girl. He'll cook diner and then just makeout with his hand too scared to make a move, c,mon you know they exist....

.....also, he may put clothes on it, even name it

Doug: "Hey Rocco, remember Norb?"

Rocco: "Ya, man, he used to try and get me to talk to Julie, ...I mean his hand, ...really freaked me out man.

Doug: "Dude I know, he was a classic case of a masterbating date-imitater."

by deliverer of babys January 16, 2011

Crying while masterbating

The depressive state where your hunger for vagina overshadows your temporary sadness. This state often results in the victim masterbating over violent porn, using his own tears as lubricant as desperate howls of anguish escape his lips.

B.A. was crying while masterbating after someone paid out his altezza tail lights the other night.

by Anal ejaculator January 12, 2012