Maurice aka Goat

Maurice has a big cock and women love him. He loves having sex with them. They want to have sex with him too. Most of the women Maurice has Sex with are sexy lady babies. Besides to this he is not gay because loves sexy women and they like him and they have lots of sex together because Maurice has a huge cock and he is a young sexy motherfucker. He likes playing cool games like Barbies secret adventures but the sexy women he has a lot of sex with don‘t, because when Maurice plays it they cant have sex with him, so they cry. His hobbys are playing the flute, playing golf and having tons of sex. Other men want to have sex with him to, but Maurice doesnt, because hes not gay. Still, if he could, he would fuck himself but he is not gay.

Quote from the goat:
„If you want to be happy, you need a sexy woman who can cook, a sexy woman who loves you, a sexy woman who would never leave you, a sexy woman who wants to have lots of sex with you and last but least the most important thing: they shouldnt know about each other.“

Hey, look it’s Maurice aka Goat.

Dang he has a huge cock

Yes i heard he has tons of sex

by Chris Peacokc November 24, 2021

Maurice

A joke name for the Malicious Face enemy from ULTRAKILL, based off the filename of said enemy.

Malicious Faces, also known as Maurice, are lesser demons and the first demon enemies that the player encounters. One first appears as a boss in the mission 0-1: INTO THE FIRE and starts to appear as a normal enemy in the mission 0-4: A ONE-MACHINE ARMY .

by Deadcatisbad September 13, 2022

national maurice day

A day we celebrate Maurice and his photo shoot with trees

“what’s today and who’s that on the tree?”

“Oh it’s national maurice day and that’s maurice !!”

by ilovemaurice23 August 26, 2023

maurice

The maurice is a term with Italian origins and it represents a lesbian sexual practice.
It consists of an attempt to penetrate as much as possible a pussy with one boob and its nipple.
It is typically suitable for women with fuller breast.

The girl is making a maurice to her friend.
Those girls are having fun with the maurice.
"I want to have a maurice, make me a maurice".

by axel&pierre January 29, 2016

maurice

something that inconveniences you in any way possible shape or form

dude! fucking maurice!

godamnit maurice!

maurice! not again!

by stephanie mouse December 11, 2018

Maurice

The name of an imaginary friend who's always present in the room when people are smoking pot.

"You guys wanna go hang with Maurice?"

"Maurice knocked the bong over!"

"Maurice is our safety meeting coordinator."

by spragglemitnick March 21, 2013

maurice clarett

A term used to describe a series of choices somebody made in their life that left them getting fucked in the ass in jail by a 6'6" black guy named Bubba or Ray Ray.

Scott Peterson pulled a maurice clarett when he killed his wife and threw her in the lake. Now he is in prison for life with "beautiful Bubba".

by Jason W. September 19, 2006