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Melanie Martinez 

amazing singer/songwriter who released her EP 'Dollhouse' in 2014, her album 'Crybaby' in 2015 and her single 'Gingerbread Man' in 2016. She is currently making the Alphabet Boy music video and is making one for every song in Crybaby except the 3 from the deluxe album. she is AMAZING and I love her very very much, she is the best singer ever and her hair is my goals - it was inspired by Cruella De Vil :))
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I don't know if I wrote 2 definitions but if I did never mind
if I didn't then it doesn't matter
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if you like Mel - wrote on other definition too:
halsey avril lavigne paramore marina and the diamonds lana del rey panic! at the disco fall out boy twenty one pilots
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Fernando Martinez Batiz 

the most badass motherfucker in the world, kickfliping and halo master. protector of Ronnie James Dio.
holy shit! the other day Fernando Martinez Batiz fucked my mother, got a killtacular, and did a kickflip, all at the same time while protecting Dio
Fernando Martinez Batiz by chupateta February 28, 2009

ivan martinez 

Ivan Martinez is a Spanish YouTuber along with his twin Emilio Martinez. They live in the U.S.A with Jake Paul in the Team 10 headquarters. They are handsome boys with a beautiful heart. They're always there when you need them and they're just amazing overall.
Person 1: hey did you hear of Ivan Martinez??
Person 2: ya I heard of him before they're supposed to be beautiful
Person 1: yes they're meant to be handsome
Person 2: that must be him over there
ivan martinez by Glitterball456 April 16, 2017

Ivan Martinez 

One of the martinez twins.

Has a heart of gold and should be loved more. He is the most sweetest and romantic guy that you'll ever meet and he will be those kind of boyfriends who buy thier partners roses everyday. Very funny and very handsome.

His ocean blue eyes are as deep as the sea and his muscular arms can make you feel loved on instant.

Last of all..

DAMN LOOK AST DAT FINE ASS
*Goes on dating website*
"How'd you like you man?"
I'd like them to be Ivan Martinez
Ivan Martinez by Trvsyaaa April 23, 2018

Melanie Martinez 

A singer/song-writer who makes amazing music and awesome but weird music videos. She dyes her hair a lot.
Have you heard Melanie Martinez's new song?
Melanie Martinez by Amazing Shoe September 24, 2017

Martinelli Shower 

Honoring someone by pouring a bottle of sparkling cider on their head.

Note: It is considered a sign of disrespect to reciprocate a Martinelli Shower. Reciprocation is permitted only in the case of a Golden Shower -- a structurally homologous but functionally distinct practice.
To celebrate closing that big deal, we gave our CEO a Martinelli Shower.
A girl who you would want to be friends with she’s so kind and loving. Has a beautiful smile gorgeous in every way imaginable. Everyone wants to be her and rightfully so martine is a wonderful person to be around And who ever has a martine in their lives should feel so blessed to have her presents!
Martine by Teagan is swag December 12, 2018