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Funniest, craziest, and most goofy girl you will ever meet. Her curly hair and giant boobs will make you fall in love almost immediately. Her body is incredibly fit and her 6 pack will definitely make you pop a boner. And if you're lucky enough to sack her, she has amazing talent in the bed and can go forever. Her personality is like none other and when you take your gaze off her chest you'll see that her beauty is just as good.
Carlos: Dude, that Martina is so fine. What a rockin' body!
Nick: Man I know, I can't stop looking at her boobs.
Carlos: That Martina gives me such a hard on.
Martina by cancansmelike March 7, 2014
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A girl who burps and likes dogs.
Oh hi I'm Martina, here's a burp for you (?
Martina by Piiriumi November 23, 2021
Martina is a queen and has very nice feet. Shes a gamer girl and no twitch thot so dont call her that. She takes your credit cards which is the best thing in my life.
Martina just bought a ps5 with my credit card and im so glad.
Martina by 12nqqq December 1, 2020
A:I'm tirsty.
B:Me too, let's make a martina

A:I'ts cold
B:I know, cant you see i'm martina?!
Martina by rouuza May 4, 2010
Martina is a pretty girl whos lazy, tired and has pretty eyes. Shes good at school except for Math. She funny girl a a loyal one. A big keeper. She not popular but in the future she will be a billioner and kne of the mkst popular models in the world.
Martina is the prettiest girl ever!
Martina by chole1. February 21, 2022
A girl who farts and likes dogs.
Oh, Martina, here's a fart for you!
Martina by sergeiK4xXx0r May 30, 2018