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Marsupial Disembowlment

The act of slicing open someone's abdomen, pulling open the wound and inserting objects into the victim.
"He thought I was joking. The marsupial disembowlment showed him otherwise."
by Wyvern Lair September 24, 2016
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Marsupial Ramifications

When a trans-masc with a four letter name challenges his newfound gender norms via cooking, cleaning, etc.; particularly in aid of their partner and their partner’s lifelong bestie.
There are some serious marsupial ramifications to our friend Mike cleaning the bathroom for us
by Yee Haw Yall November 7, 2021
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MARSUPIAL SHIT

Being in a state of explosive diarrhea, extreme headache, double-vision, incessant urge to masterbate
Jay called in sick today, saying he felt like he had an opossum in his ass - requiring him to take a large Marsupial Shit.
by ROYAL DINKUS April 3, 2019
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molecular meat eating marsupial

an female who aggressively performs oral sex on any and every man while pregnant
ellen is quite a molecular meat eating marsupial
by ruhi yazid May 23, 2008
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marsupial mole

The marsupial mole is a small, burrowing mammal endemic to the sandy deserts and arid grasslands of central Australia, primarily found in the Northern Territory and Western Australia. It is also known as the "itjaritjari" to the Arrernte people of Central Australia. Marsupial moles are small and elusive creatures, seeing one in the wild brings 5 years of good luck.

Due to its beauty and supposed mystical power the delicate fur is a prized commodity, commonly used as an appliqué for the loincloths of men who need to compensate for other “deficiencies” in their life.

The marsupial mole was a marvel to behold, with its silky fur and tiny, shovel-like claws adapted for digging through the sandy soil.
Anna’s mind wandered, eventually returning to the thought of the golden fur of a marsupial mole hanging off his loincloth. As this crossed her mind she let out a little giggle and scoff “what a dag”, trying to hide her secret desire for this loincloth clad man in her mind.
by Volando Con El Viento May 6, 2024
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Brown-Nosed Marsupial

Describes someone who at first appears to be very original or independent, but when it comes down to it actually goes out of their way to kiss up to their boss or superiors.
You know when I first met you, I thought you were cool, but after seeing you sucking up to the boss, I now realize you're just another brown-nosed marsupial
by Spirit-Chickadee December 5, 2010
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