Marker Tipper

A post shit wipe job that seemingly never wipes clean. No matter how many wipes, the paper looks like a magic marker tip is peeking out your ass and streaking the toilet paper. Eventually, you just give up and except it won’t be completely clean.

Man it never fails. I was in a hurry and took a quick shit. Ended up with a marker tipper and spent 15 minutes wiping myself raw. Finally gave up.

The marker tipper I had ended up also leaving skid marks in my boxers.

by Dick Onchin December 7, 2020

marker queen

A girl that masturbates so vigorously with a marker that the cap gets lodged in her vaginal cavity and must be removed by a doctor

Did you hear about Alison? She had to go to the ER last night because she's a marker queen.

by Ed Huntet April 3, 2019

marker wars

A game originated in Pre AP class, where two or more people get markers and try to make the greatest number of marks on their opponents.

I had the most amazing marker war in science today!

by Riel October 2, 2004

white marker

A kickass slang term for a penis.

I'm gonna write my name on her face with my white marker.

by rocket man November 10, 2006

poo marker

the exact opposite of a no wiper

a poo marker is when you wipe your ass over and over and there is still a brown mark on the toilet paper every time, as if a marker made of poo is up your ass

by HJC123 September 5, 2009

white marker

A kickass slang term for a penis.

(It has nothing to do with skin color, they're all white markers... think about it.)

I'm gonna write my name on her face with my white marker.

by rocket man November 9, 2008

marker cap

A small penis. As compared to big girtha, a marker cap peen will not bring joy to all it hits.

As she reached into his pants to get things started, she realized she was dealing with a marker cap. She immediately thought to herself, "now what the hell am I going to do with that?!"

by RadKels May 1, 2014