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Mark Zuckerberg 

The act of screwing your best pal over something that could making money for the both og you but choosing to screw him over instead. Can be used in multiple contexts such as screwing over ones family or anyone with some sort of relation to the person carrying out this heinous act.
"Bob and Joe both invented the latest battery technology in their college but Joe Mark Zuckerberged Bob and made millions off their invention."
Mark Zuckerberg by Lifeistough September 19, 2016
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Mark Zuckerberg 

Verb. To force a taco into an orifice of a little person against their will.
I'm gonna mark zuckerberg the shit out of that dwarf!

Mark Zuckerberg 

Mark Zuckerbergs occur when the drains get clogged with pubes and leg hairs in a motel bathroom and the plumber that cleans it out eats the pubes and leg hairs.
Bro 69: Bro is saw my plumber doing a Mark Zuckerberg! What a gross person!
Bro 70: ewwwwwwww
Mark Zuckerberg by Joey the gym god February 25, 2020

mark zuckerberg 

hey Dom you hear that mark zuckerberg is a literal fucking lizard
mark zuckerberg by raccoomer December 8, 2020

Mark Zuckerberg 

Prototype B-2.5.1, bionic lizard with anti-consumer capabilities. Still in early development, some issues include constant dehydration, poor socialization, and scales faintly appearing once in a while.
Judge: "Are you human?"
Mark Zuckerberg: "That's a great question. I'll make sure our team will get right back to you on that."
Mark Zuckerberg by consoomer420 November 5, 2021

Pull a Mark Zuckerberg 

Double crossing your family, friends, or any individual for your own personal gain without compensating or crediting them in any regard.
My family member and I went in on a business deal together. I did all the work behind the scenes but after we made money I never imagined they would pull a Mark Zuckerberg.