marital rape

What Indians and Arabians do to their wives every night

Life in India and Saudi Arabia for women boils down to the crucial decision of whether they want to be rejected as a beggar woman always poor and gang raped once or twice a year or whether they want to be a well to do housewife marital raped by their husband nightly. Ah!, decisions!, decisions!, decisions!

by Bad C dev July 14, 2024

Bubbles Marital Bliss

A ménage à trois (or even of four or more) with some pretty bright young things in the hope of spicing up an already flagging marriage; any artificial stimulant used in the context of conjugal rites with an eye to rekindling the lusty fires of one's honeymoon. Part of a wider codified lexicon employed by Oxbridge Dons.

Wife Figure: 'Darling, I do hate to be uncouth, but why don't we forget the Connect Four just for one evening, put little Tarquin to bed and have ourselves some Bubbles Marital Bliss?\

Husband Figure: 'Daisy, you've made a scene. I think you'd better leave.'

by Mdme Bovary February 19, 2010

Pre-Marital Touching

The most unholy thing on man or women could possibly commit.

Bob: "No it cant be Karen is Pre-marital touching that poor man"

by pseudonym is a dickhead June 24, 2020

Pre-marital eye contact

a sin.

John: Jessica and I made pre-marital eye contact last night😫

Jim: She's a witch! Send her to the trials!

by hidinginestrogen June 19, 2021

waxy marital build-up

A common cause for divorce.

Jane's marriage failed due to "waxy marital build-up".

by C Angle February 25, 2008

Pre Marital Mario Sex

Two Italian partners take turns acting like Mario jumping to get a power up. Instead the power up is the other partners butthole and your must fist it.

Me and my hot ass fiancé did the pre marital Mario sex the other day.

by jelqingjerry17 May 25, 2024

Mixed Martial Arts

A combat sport (colloquially known as "MMA") in which fighters incorporate several different types of martial arts (and often use a hybrid of such styles), including Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, Boxing, Muay Thai, Judo, Wrestling, etc. One of the fastest growing sports in the world. Made very popular and brought into the mainstream largely due to UFC. UFC and MMA are the not the same thing; UFC is to MMA what the NFL is to football. Fights are organized by promotions, the largest of which today are the UFC and Bellator.

"Mixed martial arts fighters are incredible to watch."
"UFC is the most well-known organization to promote mixed martial arts fights."
" Morgan and I are watching the Brandon v Rivers mixed martial arts fight at the bar tonight. You in?"
"There is a mixed martial arts championship this weekend at Madison Square Garden - I can't wait!"

by rkb247 January 8, 2022