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marihuana

Super sexy ass Chad with a gigantic donkey cock. Slaps the shit outta mark ass bitches and punk muthafuckas who stepped on the wrong block. Most likely fucked yo moms
Laura: marihuana is so hot!!!!
Natalie: yes he's so sexy and he has a gigantic donkey cock
by LilGremlinWayne June 23, 2021
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Marijuanaville

Marijuanaville is a parody of Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville, the parody was written by and performed by Mark Eddie, not Jack Black, Tenacious D, or David Allan Coe.
Idiot: LOLOLLOL!!111// DUDE I SMOKE SO MUCH POT, AND I LOVE MARIJUANAVILLE FROM JACK BLACK!!

Idiot2: NO U IDIOT ITS DAVID ALEN COE JEEZ WTF(IT'S SPELT DAVID ALLAN COE)

Smart One: You're both complete morons, and smoke entirely too much out of copper pipes, the song is by Mark Eddie!
by stickyfingersxxx April 19, 2007
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marijuana

n. formal name being Cannabis Sativa; a plant containg tetrahydracannibonol, more commonly known as THC, the active ingredient which provides an existential like state of cosmic interaction known as being high. Several different varieties exist, inclduing Sativa and Indica. The physical qualities include tiny red/brown hairs and a white crystalline powder coating. Marijuana is usually grown, dried and then rolled and smoked or used in a pipe or bong. It can also be eaten; it is usually cooked and added to brownie or cookie mixtures. It is sold according to its dried weight in either ounces or grams. The price will vary depending on the quality, amount and/or your dealer. Marijuana is illegal in most western countries, but has currently been decriminalized in Britain. Amsterdam is one country in which the controlled and moderated use of marijuana is not illegal. It can also be cultivated in a solid resinous form known as Hashish or Hash.
Other names include grass, herb, ganja, buddha, mary jane, pottery, herbal refreshment.
"Yo! We just smoked some mary jane up in Olin library! Now let's go down the gorge and hit that shit!"
by Nelai April 4, 2003
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Marijuana Chef

This occurs when a person is under the influence of Marijuana and they get the munchies "like a mutha fucka." They will add various different foods together in an attempt to stop their hunger. Usually ending badly, it is however thought to be a great idea at the time. Some foods, such as Chicken and waffles, the Wendys fries with the Frosty, or a Cheeseburger with a fried egg, avacado and bacon have had success and become staple sober foods as well.
Stoner #1: Man, who would have thought that my ice cream and tortilla would go together! I feel like I should have a cooking show! I'll call it, "The Marijuana Chef", and just make great high snacks!

Stoner #2: Yeah right, what about your steak, marshmallow and chocolate syrup food? That was downright awful!
by Wickonis Parable February 8, 2010
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Mariano Rivera

The greatest closer in baseball history. Period. End of Story.
Dude #1: Mariano Rivera
Dude #2: The dude that blew a world series by throwing a ball into center field?
Dude #1: Yeah, the dude that has the lowest career post season average, 500+ saves, the lowest career era among relief pitchers and the most saves in post season and world series history.

Dude #2: Damn.
by yanks42 July 15, 2009
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Marijuana Ninja

One who smokes in more private and secluded areas then a regular stoner. Knows how to successfully smoke indoors or sketchy areas without getting faded.
"I'm so ninja when i smoke" - Me
"Your a fucking Marijuana Ninja." - Jealous Friend
by P.O.L. Masta December 14, 2011
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marijuana short snacks quarter flapjacks

Get really drunk and really high on a Tuesday morning (6 AM to be exact) and driving while jacking off to some hentai while “kings dead” by James Blake, Jay Rock, Kendrick Lamar, and Future plays on full blast on a Bluetooth speaker, oh and make sure your car says “skylanders” on it

(Term is most commonly used in New Zealand )
Asshole: yo what did you do yesterday?
Prostitute: I went marijuana short snacks quarter flapjacks
Asshole again: that’s pretty dangerous, you good?
Prostitute: yea I’m fine
by Thiswillruinmyfuture89 February 26, 2021
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