Marianne 

She shows up hours late to parties, usually when people begin to leave. She commonly has money flying outside of her car window on the way from work

*comes hours late to the party*
"Hey guys I lost some money on the freeway but I'm ready to party!"

"Well, that's Marianne for ya....."

Marianne by professoryoseph November 28, 2013

Marianne Van Es

Marianne Van Es is a word used for describin a woman more close to an entity / demi goddess, rather than an actual human. Mariannes are very trustable, enjoyable, smart and friendly people who use their knowledge to help the tormented soul of Monster legends to survive, like helpin them retrivin accounts, manipulatin space time in order to make old monsters avaiable in upcoming events, protectin F1rst class from their arch enemies (with the help of her holy powers) etc etc. Marianne Van Es are usually sigma women in nature, who impose their superiority on beta females by flexing their armies of protecteds males.

Me : hey Jayden bow down, its Marianne Van Es
Jayden : *bow down*
Mari : Get up mortal, im a generous goddess

Marianne Van Es by XORGBORG February 19, 2022

Mariannis 

people with really nice hair, pretty eyes, nice personality, and perfect smile, a person that never would told your secrets, she always is going to be there for you.

Mariannis is the best friend you could’ve ever made.

man thank god you got Mariannis to be your girlfriend

Mariannis by lor <3 November 21, 2021

Marianne 

the best girl in the world who seems completely unobtainable at first as she is the prettiest person in the world and seems too good to be true. But when you catch her you realise how weird and funny she is ( borderline autistic some might say ) however she is she is perfect and being with her makes you a better person in every way. she is stylish, compassionate, understanding and deeply caring

i love marianne

Marianne by getgee December 23, 2022

Marianne Monday 

When instead of having a long, boring Monday, you have a day where everything goes well (and get an extra hour in bed)

Gosh, im having such a good marianne monday

Marianne Monday by Tdoubleu’s October 2, 2023

Mariannasplaining 

Fighting the evil conspiracy theorists who spread disinformation,misinformation and malinformation.For the common good advancing the correct narrative showing us all that the current thing is the good thing. This phenomenon is named in honour of journalist and genius Marianna Spring chief disinformation correspondent of BBC.

Someone was asking what was the SECOND most secure presidential election in US history fortunately I was able through mariannasplaining to show that to ask that question was spreading misinformation.

Mariannasplaining by The Thegn of Tottington December 3, 2023

marianne 

“marianne” is a filipino girl who probably will cheat on her girlfriend with a man.
(marianne is gay, if you haven’t noticed.)

1) omg, youre dating a marianne.
2) i miss my marianne.

marianne by da baddest . April 3, 2024