Mare

A polite way to say lady parts. Like dick for a guy.

"Calm your mare, baby, you're not getting laid tonight."

by Manic Cat April 22, 2015

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mare

mare....a female horse

mare....to have a shocker/nightmare

mare....a dirty slapper

"Is that horse a stallion?"
"No, she`s a mare"

"I let three goals in today, i had a proper mare of a game!"

"That Shirley Bagthwaite is a proper dirty mare!"

by Dr Fox May 08, 2007

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mared

to have a go at someone

'i told her she i couldnt see her on tuesday and she just mared at me'

by Squidgey December 14, 2007

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Mare

To party

"Get your pare face on"

"Let's go mare"

"It's gonna be such a mare"

by lina.bina April 11, 2009

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Mare

A woman who meets at least three of the following five qualities:

1. Between the ages of 35 and 60
2. Is a lesbian
3. Is heavy set
4. Works in various service industries including postal worker, bank teller, plumber, firefighter, construction worker, and/or Wal-Mart greeter
5. Has a short, manly haircut

As a bonus way to identify a Mare, many Mares often enjoy enjoy eating at Ryan's buffet, or "the trough." They can also be spotted wearing sweatpants, plaid, moo moos, and wrangler jeans.

See also: Filly

Kid: "Hey Dad, did Sparky bite that old man who brings our mail again?"
Dad: "No son, that was just a Mare. Her hide is tougher than a thousand sheets of steel."

by caro mio March 01, 2009

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