Condition where when someone calls you out on your buffoonery and you claim to have high blood pressure and need to take off work, etc.
Marcia didn’t do her job, once again. When I called her out on it, she ran to our boss, John (aka Hitler) and claimed she needed FMLA because I caused her blood pressure to increase. Guess she has Marciatosis.
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A beautiful name for a beautiful girl. She is extremely loyal, trustworthy, hilarious, kind, intelligent, charming, stylish, insanely gorgeous and cute, unique and the bestest friend anyone could ever ask for. She is beautiful inside and out. Marcia's are very modest and sometimes underestimated, often surprising you with her never ending list of abilities. Marcia's also tend to be very talkative but are also great listeners and give great advice. She is easy to talk to, very approachable and makes a great leader although you may not see it. Marcia's are very helpful and giving and are great if you need a person to muck around with or cause some trouble. You are very lucky if you have a Marcia in your life, or have them as a friend. Also note, although Marcia's have their bubbly, loveable personality, they are very tough so make sure you stay on their good side. She is the girl every boy loves and every girl admires.
See also Marcia.
See also Marcia.
by MsBunny1Each September 21, 2019
Get the marcias mug.A commercial where product is advertised along with images of beautiful Earth landscapes. (Includes: music, pristine inland lakes, anything green)
Often with contradictory messages.
i.e. large SUV eco-mercial
Often with contradictory messages.
i.e. large SUV eco-mercial
by BrendanBien May 12, 2008
Get the eco-mercial mug.One of the greatest heavyweights of all time. The only heavyweight champion to retire undefeated at 49-0 with 43 KOs. He Had the highest KO percentage at 88% and was Also one of the toughest men to ever step into the ring. He would take 2 punches to throw one. He was also one of the strongest ever also.
He fought Jersey Joe WAlcott once and was behind on all the scorecards and needed a KO to win. In the 13th round, he threw one punch that is considered one of the hardest punches ever to be thrown in a boxing ring. Walcott was down and out with 1 punch.
Although he was so incredible and italian, (although it pains me to say this) muhammad ali would probably beat him. but one things for sure, if he tried the rope a dope on marciano, he wouldve gotten his ass destroyed becasue marciano would have pounded his arms (done it before and ended someones career) until he couldn't lift them, and then unleash his relentless asault on him.
Once again, one of the greaest boxers ever. RIP rocky
He fought Jersey Joe WAlcott once and was behind on all the scorecards and needed a KO to win. In the 13th round, he threw one punch that is considered one of the hardest punches ever to be thrown in a boxing ring. Walcott was down and out with 1 punch.
Although he was so incredible and italian, (although it pains me to say this) muhammad ali would probably beat him. but one things for sure, if he tried the rope a dope on marciano, he wouldve gotten his ass destroyed becasue marciano would have pounded his arms (done it before and ended someones career) until he couldn't lift them, and then unleash his relentless asault on him.
Once again, one of the greaest boxers ever. RIP rocky
by GUISEP October 11, 2006
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Once only staunch supporters of BJJ, they have now decided to extend some of their divine credibility to that of Muay Thai.
Once only staunch supporters of BJJ, they have now decided to extend some of their divine credibility to that of Muay Thai.
Person: What kind of kung fu should I take?
Backseat Martial Artist: Take BJJ
BMA2: Grappling is the most effective form of fighting, therefore you should definitely try to use it against multiple opponents.
BMA3: That won't work in real life, trust me I know
BMA4: Well in a real fight............... *5 paragraphs of bad spelling later*.... and thats why you should take BJJ
Backseat Martial Artist: Take BJJ
BMA2: Grappling is the most effective form of fighting, therefore you should definitely try to use it against multiple opponents.
BMA3: That won't work in real life, trust me I know
BMA4: Well in a real fight............... *5 paragraphs of bad spelling later*.... and thats why you should take BJJ
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