Nick mantle

A kid lover

Nick mantle a kid lover

by Nickmantke March 11, 2020

Mickey Mantle Gene

A gene that allows bloated, out of shape men, to be able to drink alcohol in excess on a daily basis, while still being able to jog marathons and avoid his family. Tito’s Vodka and boxed wine enhance this gene.

“Damn! That racist comedian is drinking wine out of a box while jogging on the treadmill and doing a podcast!?”
“He has that Mickey Mantle Gene”

by RobertPaulChampagne June 5, 2019

Mantle Piece

A Build of of excrument (poo) around the RingPiece (bumhole) and forms a think layer of crust like the earths mantle hence the name mantlepiece

James McNeil has a large build up of scref (crusty poo) on his mantle piece

by James McNeil May 13, 2006

4 way mounted mantle penis

4 large slabs of 2x4 pieces of wood with 4 large rubber dildos attached.

extras contain a large spinning circular plate for cock slapping.

i would love to go upstairs and use my 4 way mounted mantle penis.

by the creator ;) December 13, 2010

mantling

To take a walk in a mantle

Hai : Yo hydrons stream was so boring i went mantling and felt a whole lot better

by Taric gets horny November 12, 2017

Mickey Mantle Marathon

When a person with almost no training runs a full marathon. The first to document this run was Bert Kreischer, who has what's know among scientists as the Mickey Mantle Gene.

Jake woke up today and decided to run a Mickey Mantle Marathon. Those 26miles almost killed him.

by Trashedcatt October 22, 2019

Mantle

a layer in the middle of the core and the crust,

it is the biggest layer and it is hotter than you are!

I'm going to go to the mantle to warm my hotdogs

by TheNerd14213251 May 12, 2021