Nick mantle

A kid lover

Nick mantle a kid lover

by Nickmantke March 11, 2020

Mickey Mantle Gene

A gene that allows bloated, out of shape men, to be able to drink alcohol in excess on a daily basis, while still being able to jog marathons and avoid his family. Tito’s Vodka and boxed wine enhance this gene.

“Damn! That racist comedian is drinking wine out of a box while jogging on the treadmill and doing a podcast!?”
“He has that Mickey Mantle Gene”

by RobertPaulChampagne June 5, 2019

Mantle Piece

A Build of of excrument (poo) around the RingPiece (bumhole) and forms a think layer of crust like the earths mantle hence the name mantlepiece

James McNeil has a large build up of scref (crusty poo) on his mantle piece

by James McNeil May 13, 2006

4 way mounted mantle penis

4 large slabs of 2x4 pieces of wood with 4 large rubber dildos attached.

extras contain a large spinning circular plate for cock slapping.

i would love to go upstairs and use my 4 way mounted mantle penis.

by the creator ;) December 13, 2010

Mickey Mantle Marathon

When a person with almost no training runs a full marathon. The first to document this run was Bert Kreischer, who has what's know among scientists as the Mickey Mantle Gene.

Jake woke up today and decided to run a Mickey Mantle Marathon. Those 26miles almost killed him.

by Trashedcatt October 22, 2019

reggie mantle

The hottest bulldog in Riverdale and also the one that belongs with Veronica

Friend: Describe Reggie Mantle
Me: He just is... Reggie

by SoCalledWiseGirl February 4, 2019

Fur mantle

A woman has a fur mantle when she's great in bed and has a bush.

gal has the fireplace down below and the fur mantle above

by Ghandicapped February 14, 2023