Manstral Cycle

when a guy acts like a bitch for several days on end and does so on a regular basis but is an alright person most of the time similar to when a girl is pmsing

dave "hey brian is complaining about not feeling well and doesn't want to go to the bar tonight"
mike "yeah he is on his manstral cycle

by Jeeves724 June 9, 2009

Manstruating

Men with blue balls/male period all month acting like nagging ass little bitches.

Damn, are you manstruating because your acting like a little whining bitch!

by Deecee February 25, 2015

manstration

when a man is in a particularly unpleasant mood, for no appearant reason.

A short tempered man
The male term for PMS, or bitchiness

Kyle: Dude just shut up already, you're annoying the hell out of me.

Sammy: Would you like me to get a tampon for that manstration?

by Ima Crazy Bitch August 15, 2009

manstruating

The time of the month when men display the same characteristics of women during their "time of the month." Generally consists of elevated bitchiness, lack of compassion for others, and intense hunger. Steer clear of boyfriends, fathers, and husbands during this time. Things could get UGLY.

Also known as man-cycle.

Tom was such a brat last night. He must be manstruating.

by Manduh420 July 12, 2007

Manstruating

Times during the month when Men are more emotional and have a difficult time coping with their daily lives.

They could be acting crazy, crying, selfish, impatient, insecure or just plain annoying. Basically like a woman on her period.

Joe Blow, "BLAH BLAH BLAH, I hate everything, my life sucks and no one likes me. I wish I had a girlfriend."

Suzy Somebody, "Joe must be Manstruating." "Hey Joe, you better go plug up your mouth with a tampon. Im sick of listening to you bitch."

by TinaTheGinger March 28, 2013

Manstake

A mistake without admittance, however recognized by involved parties and not mentioned thereafter.

A chum walked away from a friend after accusing them of an ill action, despite being wrong. They both knew the manstake, and decided not to mention it.

by SnowTheDictionary August 14, 2014

mangstrats

when you let a retarded egg play fire emblem.

mangstrats never cease to amaze me, mangs

by mantis.toboggan.MD September 25, 2017