manpon

the solution to LBS (leeky butt syndrome-- definition also found on urbandictionary.com)

when a man has such bad diahrrea he wads up toilet paper and covers the anal cavaty as to not leek diahrrea into his boxers.

"man we drank so much last night!"
"yeah dude. i've got LBS so bad i have to put in a manpon when i go to class!"

by mike the magnificent August 22, 2007

manpon

Used in Correctional Facilities-Wad of toilet paper inserted into ones ass to keep from leaking if one has had his O-ring blown out too many times.

that dude has been punked so many times he needs a manpon.

by pseudostan May 17, 2011

manpon

Placing toilet paper or any other absorbing material in the ass crack to soak up sweat during the day.

Man, my ass sweats at work and I have that "not so fresh feeling". This hairnet is a great manpon!

by Hated November 12, 2007

manpon

A wadded up piece of tissue, toilet paper, or paper towel, used to soak up a swampy sweat ass, depending on the degree of moisture.

It is so hot out here, I need to change my manpon before my date

by pabloescobar69 October 06, 2010

MANPON

MALE VERSION OF TAMPON. ROLLED UP TOILET PARER USED BY A MAN TO STICK BETWEEN HIS ASS CHEEKS TO PREVENT CHAFFING FROM SWEAT ROLLING DOWN HIS BACK TO HIS ASS CRACK.

MY ASS IS SWEATING. I NEED TO USE A MANPON.

by SPENCER -J August 06, 2008

manpon

Tightly wound toilet paper that is used to absorb blood from having gotten your "cheeks busted" (prison raped). Often used daily 2 to 3 days after an incident.

"Chad busted my cheeks on the yard, gotta use a manpon for the next few days."

by BigHercHimself June 24, 2020

manpon

a tampon designed exclusively for men ussually needed for men on there period (meriod) and are displaying pms symptoms

man john is so oversensitive someone should should get him a manpon for his meriod

by weezyvalentine April 14, 2011