Go to the mall and find the hottest looking mannequin. Hide until the mall closes and then derobe and return to your plastic lady. Proceed to use your own hand to maneuver the mannequin's hand to jerk off with. Even though its easier, never detach the hand because the hope is that mid-rudder, the mannequin will come to life (i.e. Kim Cattrall in Mannequin) and you'll have a sex slave for life. No one likes a one-armed gimp.
Girl - "I can't wait to see what happens with Carrie and Big during the new Sex and the City movie"
Guy - "That reminds me, we have to stop by the Macy's on the way home. I need a tie that matches my new suit plus I will be able to get a Mannequin Rudder and achieve a level of satisfaction your prude ass could never give"
Guy - "That reminds me, we have to stop by the Macy's on the way home. I need a tie that matches my new suit plus I will be able to get a Mannequin Rudder and achieve a level of satisfaction your prude ass could never give"
by weezarc May 17, 2010
Derogatory name for Hayden Christensen's portrayal of Anakin Skywalker in the last two Star Wars prequel movies. Many consider his performance stiff and wooden, much like a store mannequin (hence the name).
You know what, maybe we should start calling your friend Padme, because he loves Mannequin Skywalker so much, right? -- Hobbit Fan, Clerks II
by IronicTrollFace December 28, 2016
atcually, none of the songs on "everything in Transit" are about andy's struggle with lukemia. he finished all of the songs before he was even diagnosed. on the upcoming album, "the glass passsenger", (coming out april 22, 2008!) there will be a few songs about lukemia.
by neeeeck March 15, 2008
Piano Rock, to rock out on a grand piano, upright or keyboard. Kicking over your bench or seat and pounding some ivorys. A Jack's Mannequin might also exhibit the compulsion to dance on a piano.
by MichaelZ April 27, 2006
by SampsonSimpsonFirst April 08, 2014
A depraved sex act and type of voyeurism popular in S&M. The female is required to pose in an odd position that is uncomfortable. Every time she moves the male shocks a puppy with a tazer causing the female to cry.
by The Collectiveish August 04, 2010
A state that is reached when one has run out of options. Usually takes place in a social situation when you cannot play possum and are forced to talk to somebody you do not want to speak to. Usually makes the victim appear as a "mannequin" in a completely frozen position.
Psycho Chico/a: Why was it when I went in to kiss you, you froze?
Normal Person: It's a defense mechanism, when I can't feign sleep or death I go into mannequin mode.
Normal Person: It's a defense mechanism, when I can't feign sleep or death I go into mannequin mode.
by Davey December 05, 2004