Manitoba mad cow

The Manitoba Mad Cow is when you pick up a fat chick and while doing her doggy style, you squeeze and twist her titties like you'd milk a cow. Then you ram your dick in her ass without any lube, thus making her mad.

Ex: I hooked up some fat chick with a Manitoba Mad Cow last night, and it was awesome, she was so angry.

by DJ Clamstrong January 16, 2008

Marmite Miner

The politically correct way to describe a man that regularly inserts his penis into another man's anus

"Gee Frank, Timmy doesn't walk so good anymore"
"He must have met a Marmite Miner"

by Badlydrawnduck October 23, 2006

mamitis

someone who has the tendency of depending on their mother too much
in spanish

ese muchacho no se debe casar. tiene mamitis!

by eric cervantes October 21, 2007

Maumita

Cutest girl you've ever met. In fact, the word means a friend as sweet as honey. The bff every girl desires

Maumita is an Indian name.

by jealousbaby June 19, 2018

Mangita

A very small mango

Please pass the mangita.

by Denlax April 9, 2020

Manitoba Moose Job

While having intercource one partner wears a moose costume, while the other pretends to be a hunter and shoots their partner and proceed to bang their partners lifeless corps.

Dude I totally gave Margret a Manitoba Moose Job last night.

by MBCI June 14, 2015

Manitoba Handshake

When a person breaks a bottle of Standard Lager over the head of another person. Usually done out of anger at a transgression by the receiving party. This has to be done with a bottle of the Manitoba Original Standard Lager. Otherwise it is simply bottling. In certain circumstances a bottle of Extra Old Stock can be substituted.

This broad kept knocking into Julie at the club so she gave her a Manitoba Handshake.

by Rik Van Howle August 14, 2009