wankerchief

A old cloth or rag used for clean-ups after, well, wanking off.

"Ewwww... gross. Quit using my good towels! Dammit kid, I even put some wankerchiefs in your nightstand... on top of those magazines!"

by Kat (frustrated Mom) January 11, 2009

wankerchief

Another name for the common tissue, implying that they're only used for wiping up semen.

Friend: Hey man, do you have a wankerchief?
You: No, I used them all last night.

by lewanker July 27, 2011

masterchiefpuju

One of the best players in the games halo and modern warfare series.

Damn masterchiefpuju is crazy he just sniped that dude out of a moving ghost.

Masterchiefpuju is the masterchief.

Masterchiefpuju must suck at call of duty..... wait never mind he killed me.

by Solankill November 27, 2011

wankerchiefable

when a woman is so attractive you have to get out your wankerchief and masturbate into it

I saw a pretty lady on the bus wearing a red polka dot scarf - she was very wankerchiefable

by da wrong dooerflgflgkbjlfkgbml December 11, 2017

HankerChief Head Negro

Council persons in the 2nd, 3rd, & 7th ward of Flint City council

“Ladel and Quincy are acting like hankerchief head negros”

by Flint Resident December 20, 2023

Camel's Hankerchief

The gusset of a ladies underwear when aroused and moisture is showing. Derived from "Camel Toe", with consideration to the issue of a camels snout when it has a cold.

Ms. Higgins was astounded by Lord Barnsworth significant man parts , so much that her nether garments had become to resemble a Camel's Hankerchief

by freudianslip69 September 18, 2024

Drop the Hankerchief

The practice of victorian-era women of dropping their personal handkerchiefs before attractive men, in order to have them return it, thus giving him context and opportunity for conversation and potential romantic interaction, whilst still maintaining her plausible deniability.

"Dude, these dumb-arse country girls all just make eyes at me from a distance, then when I don't approach they get all butthurt.

Don't they know how to drop the Hankerchief"?

by Jay_Aargh 83 September 30, 2024