mank 

a scumbag manchester united fan, most probably based around londen, sussex and the south east of england. not a true supported tries to folow a crowd and most probably doesnt like football.

that person is not a real football fan he just supports a team because theyre winning, fucking mank!

mank by almay May 2, 2005

mank 

A complete loser

That mank just stole my last beer!

mank by bk January 6, 2007

Mank 

Midnight Wank

Midnight + Wank = Mank

oooo look, im wanking and its midnight, this must mean im having a good MANK

Mank by Ewan Marshall-Harries July 14, 2006

mank 

Fanny. The female sex bit. Minge or twat. Spasm chasm. Usually a derogertry term.

That bird i pulled had a proper janky mank!. Or, go and have a bath 'coz your mank stinks.

mank by freebirdone May 23, 2006

Mank 

A mother who’s also a skank. Also known as a Nom, a narcissistic mom. A woman with kids who cares more about her appearance than her children.

Ewww, she’s SUCH a MANK! Did you know she promised her kid she’d take her to Disney world then used the money to get a terrible boob job?

Yep, that’s a mank for you..

Mank by NLMFAN August 18, 2018

mank 

someone who smokes cannabis and looks uncared for, someone who cant see the true effect of there actions, upsets people around them and yet beleives they are doing nothing wrong!

A boyfriend,A girlfriend, friend, realative, everyone. The person is just mank.

mank by girlinterupted January 28, 2008

mank 

1. A nickname bestowed upon my little brother simply for the sake of one. About 5 years ago when I came up with it, Johnny Bravo was brand new pn Cartoon Network and to promote it, they had Johnny Bravo look alikes, one of whom was named Steve Mank. For some reason, I associated the word with an ersatz monkey and I was cycling through some nicknames and he responded to this one. He is now Mank.

- Mank, /time.
- Mank, quit Alt + F4 for me, the 'rents are home.
- You stupid Mank! I was watching that.

mank by Griff August 9, 2004