Mangled Poon Per Hour

A unit of measure for describing the amount of poon one is receiving. Commonly refered to as MPH (the per is not counted) Derived from poon per hour, the mangled creates a recognizable acronym.

The MPH scale is from 0 to 6, 6 being a fuck fest, 0 being a virgin. Most lie between.

Oh man, he is getting so much pussy, his Mangled Poon Per Hour is at least a 5.

My Mangled Poon Per Hour just went up a notch if you know what I mean.

by theeyeofthetiger September 15, 2010

mangaddiction

The state of being hopelessly and helplessly addicted to reading manga.

My mangaddiction is killing me; I was reading manga for five hours last night!

by Reyna Lee June 2, 2011

Mangladesh

A place where one would get mangled.

We got front row tickets to Mangladesh last night. Make that backstage passes!

by Pauly B May 9, 2005

Mangadork

Noun - Derogatory term used to denote a peculiar breed of dork that has an annoyingly high interest in all things Manga. Mangadorks are often distinguishable from classic dorks by their predilection for Japanese, wearing cosplay, and a general tendency to lose sight of reality.
Often analogous to Wapanese.

Alternate meaning: In some mangadork circles this title is regarded as an honor.

Adj. - may describe any matter as it relates to excessive, rather than casual, involvement in Manga.

-Did you see that mangadork over there?

~The one wearing a Sailor Moon outfit?

-Uhm, no Fanboy. The guy she's with whose threatening us in Japanimese because he doesn't know Japanese and doesn't have the balls to say it in English.

by Rotivres January 2, 2008

mangled

when u smoke so much dope ur passed bein stoned. u can hardly see coz u hav no eyes.

oh man im propa mangled i cant see

by yo yo yo December 4, 2004

manglaise

A not so delectable but readily available sandwich topping for sluts.

Look at that nut guzzler, she's gonna want extra Manglaise on the roast beef tonight!

by Swole jnk79 November 14, 2014

mangled minge

when you enter the female genitalia that has been so ruffed up from previous visitors it clamps hold of your manhood so tight you cant even get help from your homies you just have to mangle minge threw and take one for the team

hey bro if your looking for fun and your homies are not single and available to mingle just hook up with ginge shes got a real mangled minge just hold on tight if your on top clench on for your life to her her fringe

by boris sniffer July 17, 2020