A property management company based in Baltimore, MD. They are known for having managers who are complete fuckheads that enjoy many dicks in their asses on a daily basis. Overall, this company sucks major ass.
Bro 1: Hey man, I just viewed a house and the manager was a complete dumbass.
Bro 2: Oh, it must have been owned by American Management then.
Bro 2: Oh, it must have been owned by American Management then.
by joesucksass March 21, 2014
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They often hang out in posh coffee bars and wear berets while talking about how their OS is better than Windows while not mentioning their overpriced warranties (£200 warranty for something that "just works"? you're kidding right?).
They often hang out in posh coffee bars and wear berets while talking about how their OS is better than Windows while not mentioning their overpriced warranties (£200 warranty for something that "just works"? you're kidding right?).
{mac owner} Hey loser, had any BSODs recently?
{windows user} You're such a macwanker, paid £200 for a warranty on a product that isn't supposed to break down recently?
{mac owner}.........(sobs into mocha-latte)
{windows user} You're such a macwanker, paid £200 for a warranty on a product that isn't supposed to break down recently?
{mac owner}.........(sobs into mocha-latte)
by LlamaFIL September 12, 2005
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by SimianFriday February 16, 2017
Get the manafort mug.A phrase coined by Ghanaian musician Patapaa in a music video "Daavi" Doesn't have a meaning as it is not in any official language. Has now become an Internet slang to ask an opinion or experience over a particular subject.
Putting up a picture of a laptop with a caption sco pa tu manaa and people give their opinion or experiences with laptops
by froggymystic July 18, 2019
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1. Keep them in the dark.
2. Feed them full of shit.
This form of management applies to every situation where management is involved. Be it passing on critical information to employees, or informing people of policy change and company announcements. The entire purpose is to be as vague and unresponsive as possible. The ultimate culmination and success of this management style can be found when people draw comparisons to management and a black hole. Where resources and information go in and nothing comes out.
1. Keep them in the dark.
2. Feed them full of shit.
This form of management applies to every situation where management is involved. Be it passing on critical information to employees, or informing people of policy change and company announcements. The entire purpose is to be as vague and unresponsive as possible. The ultimate culmination and success of this management style can be found when people draw comparisons to management and a black hole. Where resources and information go in and nothing comes out.
Example of Mushroom Management:
Employee1: So you talked to management on our companies re-bid for the contract?
Employee2: Yea, but didn't get much. Management said there's nothing to report.
Employee3: How can that be? Our fucking contract is up next month, how can they not know anything?
Employee1: Don't ask me dude. Man I feel like I'm constantly in the dark and fed full of shit. Kind of like a mushroom.
Employee1: So you talked to management on our companies re-bid for the contract?
Employee2: Yea, but didn't get much. Management said there's nothing to report.
Employee3: How can that be? Our fucking contract is up next month, how can they not know anything?
Employee1: Don't ask me dude. Man I feel like I'm constantly in the dark and fed full of shit. Kind of like a mushroom.
by Lance Baxter October 7, 2005
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Get the una mana mug.In aviation, Controlled Flight Into Terrain is an accident in which an airworthy aircraft, under full pilot control, is unintentionally flown into the ground, a mountain, a body of water or an obstacle. CFIT management is a corporate death mode in which all responsibility falls onto top executives' stupidity.
- Bro, why have you quit your job at VisionMap?
- Man, I could not resist the new CFIT management any longer.
- Man, I could not resist the new CFIT management any longer.
by bugpower March 8, 2017
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