Man Period

When you are so De-hydrated that your poo is solid. so solid that it cuts youre arsehole on the way out, causing bleeding similar to a period

i had a really bad "Man Period" last night

by TheFosillsSon December 23, 2022

Man Period

when a man wipes so hard he starts to bleed

I gotta wash my underwear again im on my man period

by kinglemur May 8, 2022

Man- Period

When a man is horny and or moody for a short or extended amount of time. Similar to a hornball but with mood swings.

Man- period~
Man my period is on.

by James Baldwin March 30, 2020

Man Period

The term used to describe a dude who’s being moody and intolerant and complaining.

‘Kelsey, you dumbass! You kicked me!’ Mark yelled.

‘It was an accident!’ Kelsey replies.
Mark rolled his eyes.
‘Someone’s on their man period,’ Kelsey whispered to herself.

by RatAthlete June 6, 2021

Man period

When your man is being cranky, childish and mad for no apparent reason.

Hey are you on your man period because your cranky

by Man period July 14, 2020

Man Period

1. When a man is acting like a woman on her period
2. When a man is bleeding from his urethra

Hes having a man period watch out

I had a man period last night. It was disgusting

by WhyAmIOnHere?? December 18, 2018