by Mike Bradey January 17, 2009
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Get the malorie mug.by 💎💎 September 8, 2016
Get the Malorie mug.A sexually transmitted disease which results in the growth of genitals on ones face. This disease is not usually fatal unless it spreads to the throat or brain. It is named after mallory, the girl who showed the first case of it in 2008.
-note: not to be confused with malaria
-note: not to be confused with malaria
Bob: Aww man i didnt use protectin last night with that random chick
Sam: Ahh shit man!!! You could have malloria!
Bob: Oh god no, please no no no.
Sam: Ahh shit man!!! You could have malloria!
Bob: Oh god no, please no no no.
by LaCreishah February 10, 2009
Get the malloria mug.Malarials are a millennial contracted disease caused by enlightenment through the age of social media. Malarials often exude utopian type ideals of social equality through marginalizing as well as state run education and healthcare. Left untreated, they may swarm you with their problems while shielding themselves in safe spaces.
These malarials are everywhere. They spread their complaints throughout society, but never actually fix anything.
by HYD18 September 13, 2016
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These malarials are everywhere. They spread their complaints throughout society, but never actually fix anything.
by HYD18 September 13, 2016
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These malarials are everywhere. They spread their complaints throughout society, but never actually fix anything.
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