maling

A nylon v-neck pullover most frequently worn by high school football coaches, bar league softball players, and meat-heads in general; they match with zubaz and tight gray work out shorts.

Hey Keith, could you grab my maling out of the truck when you come back from the liquor store.

by rk3000 September 2, 2005

Males

The deepest form of hating possible.

All time hater.
To hate to an extent that out ways any other form of hating.
The God of haters

Stop acting like males

by ualreadyknow13 March 10, 2010

Male to Male Exchange

The act of bumming. First used in apartment J3, the word was coined by by El Jefe Suave. Usually, especially if used by Tony, the word is accompanied by a particularly soft gesture; the touching of the tips of the index fingers, and pulling a queer face (again, mainly Tony).

"Tony, you're not going to spend another night going hard in the male to male exchange stakes? Again?"
"We caught Dylan and Robert red-handed in their room, engaging in some extreme male to male exchange!"
"I heard that Old Man Joan River isn't sleeping in his room all day as previously suspected. He's sneaking Tommy in for some M2MX!"

by J3Insider November 3, 2011

male

a disease one suffers from

person 1: patrica you don’t look so good
person 2: i’m just down with “male”

by Shitty bum bum October 25, 2020

maling

(v.) To male; to fuck up everything good and worthwhile in your life.

If you haven't destroyed a relationship with a great woman, you aren't maling correctly.

by Wall_eeyore September 2, 2017

Malee

Another name for melee or the great "Tiga Mom".

Malee: Tiga mom teach you rea good.

by synthetical May 24, 2018

Yogurt Male

A more sophisticated and superior male to alpha/sigma males. Yogurt males are very content and respectful individuals who enjoy yogurt and the simpler things in life, such as long walks on the beach ,or enjoying a beautiful sunset while confidently eating yogurt.

Billy: Is that guy over there an alpha?
Nathan: No, he's a Yogurt male.
Billy: wow I'm so jealous, I wish I could radiate such confidence and dominance while eating yogurt.

by YogurtTruther October 5, 2021