Person A: I just got myself a malewife. He's gonna clean my kitchen and watch me download custom content for the sims.
Person B: Sweet! You must be such a girlboss
Person B: Sweet! You must be such a girlboss
by starstrukn December 14, 2020
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He loves his music and does whatever he thinks is fun and RIGHT because he can and he always makes you laugh...he has a great singing voice and always makes the best quotes in the world.
He may not be the ABSOLUTE best guitar PLAYER. But he is the best guitarist when it comes to just playing it all out
He loves his music and does whatever he thinks is fun and RIGHT because he can and he always makes you laugh...he has a great singing voice and always makes the best quotes in the world.
He may not be the ABSOLUTE best guitar PLAYER. But he is the best guitarist when it comes to just playing it all out
"I want you to JUMP" says Daron Malakian
*crownd bounces for a minute and cheers wildly*
"SHUT UPPP!!! SHUT UP!!! SHUT THE FUCK UPP!!!" yells daron
"i like to watch retarted people have sex, am i alone in this??? i dont feel alone..." says daron
*crownd bounces for a minute and cheers wildly*
"SHUT UPPP!!! SHUT UP!!! SHUT THE FUCK UPP!!!" yells daron
"i like to watch retarted people have sex, am i alone in this??? i dont feel alone..." says daron
by greg demarc February 18, 2007
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The most beautiful girl in the world. She is the nicest person you'll ever meet and you'll be the happiest person on earth if you got a chance to meet her.
by Michael Je'Len April 30, 2011
Get the Malaika mug.1. Derived from the african language of Swahili, Malaikah originally defines an absolutely gorgeous, exotic Angel that has been sent from above to bless this earth.
2. adjective: Today's usage can be widened to warm, understanding, appreciative and also absolutely mental. A Nymph that rocks the party no matter where she goes.
abbrv: Mal. goes best with the usage of the word Dude after.
2. adjective: Today's usage can be widened to warm, understanding, appreciative and also absolutely mental. A Nymph that rocks the party no matter where she goes.
abbrv: Mal. goes best with the usage of the word Dude after.
That was such a Mal, dude. Fucking awesome.
Oh my god did you see her dress! She looked like such a Malaikah!
Oh my god did you see her dress! She looked like such a Malaikah!
by themagiccarpet February 28, 2011
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They love the really close people around them .
Usually they look fine as hell with a curvy body, huge boobs and a thick ass .
They love the really close people around them .
Usually they look fine as hell with a curvy body, huge boobs and a thick ass .
by Madawi’s F 💛 January 31, 2018
Get the Madawi mug.Daron Vartan Malakian is the guitarist in the amazing band System Of A Down.
He was born on July 18th 1975 in Hollywood, Cali, USA.
He is a highly respected guitarist, and contributes to a lot of the bands music and lyrics.
He was born on July 18th 1975 in Hollywood, Cali, USA.
He is a highly respected guitarist, and contributes to a lot of the bands music and lyrics.
by xher0in April 20, 2006
Get the Daron Malakian mug.A respiratory ailment common to parts of Greece where indoor smoking is common caused by secondhand smoke inhalation at cafés and bars.
I was supposed to have a productive week, but I went for a beer and caught a raging case of malakitis!
by irritatednonsmoker January 23, 2019
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