Daron Malakian

Daron Vartan Malakian is a guitarist from system of a down and scars on broadway. He is 45 years old

he is some people's favorite guitarist. Daron Malakian is hot

by toxicty120 September 21, 2020

Malaka

The greek swear word meaning 'Master Masturbater', someone who mastubates often...it is used often as an insult to males (it is often used as the word wanker)

"look at that guy, he thinks he's so hot...what a malaka!"

by greekkoukla July 3, 2009

Daron Malakian

The greatest musician ever. Guitarist of System Of A Down and Scars On Broadway. Lead vocalist of Scars on Broadway.

"Dude, my face hurts."

"Thats because Daron Malakian is awesome!"

"What's that have to do with my face?"

booty

by Superman's Crotch January 17, 2010

Malakai Burns

annoying ass indian kid that thinks hes black and screams allah akbar in the hallway

look at the indian boy Malakai Burns

by dom101baller December 18, 2018

malaka

greek for 'wanker'
used often in a workplace where there is a majority of greeks present

worker1: YOU MALAKA!
worker2: heh ... yeh

by LaRgO October 19, 2004

malakianism

1)the new cult named after the idol Daron Malakian.
2)the worship of Daron and all his wonderful ideas and work.
3)the philosophy that stands for the love of art for art in itself, and the undying passion of music as a whole.

I think I'm converting to Malakianism.

by lucy123 October 22, 2003

malakia

The act of masturbation

Molis twra travhxa mia petuxhmenh malakia.

Holly shit, I pulled a malakia and my jism went on my laptop.

by Malakas May 20, 2004