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rich mahogany

A drink made from equal parts of Southern Comfort Liqueur, sweetened lime juice and tonic water.
Jon likes to drink rich mahogany to appear southern.
by dubtowneli October 16, 2007
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Segregating the Mahogany

A term used to describe Masturbation.
Adam: John has been in the bathroom for a long time.
Jimmy: Yeah, something tells me he might be Segregating the Mahogany up there..
by OakDomino July 6, 2016
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Mahogany Mooney

A sweet compassionate southern girl who is a little over obsessive about boys and their little mayos. She is an amazing influential leader to every one around is all the way team vanilla
by Connorslittlemayo October 31, 2016
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Morning Mahogany

When you wake up wif morning wood so hard that it hurts to keep it inside your pants
Girlfriend: when I woke up this morning I saw you lying down with your dick out to the sky

Boyfriend: sorry about that, I had morning mahogany so bad it hurt to keep it in my pants

Girlfriend: don't worry, I didn't mind ;)
by The Nigerican June 22, 2011
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Mahogany Slide

I want to get Balls Deep in that Mandy Moore Bitchs Mahogany Slide and Mosby on her back!
by PFARM April 28, 2006
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decorate the mahogany

The act of paying for drinks or tipping the bartender. Refers to the mahogany wood with which many bar tops are made.

(The bartender may give this not so subtle hint if you leave a stingy tip)
1. "Hay Joe, its Wednesday, your turn to decorate the mahogany...Anther round please"


2. Patron: (Puts a quarter down after ordering 5 drinks)

Bartender: "That 2 bits is better off in your pocket than mine, you gotta decorate the mahogany"
by wakkawakkawakkawakka December 19, 2008
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mahogany slide

Joel had Diahrrea steaming out of his mahogany slide.
by pentekno2 May 9, 2006
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