Mahir

Mahir is a naughty boi 😜 but sometimes he is a bit funky and he is a very cool guy but no one likes him because their brains are too primitive to understand the high iq topics a mahir talks about. He is definitely very strong and he will beat you up and steal your lunch money punk

Yoooo I popped like 2 mahirs yesterday shit was fire bruh

by ObiJuanKenobi February 18, 2022

Mahir

A mahir is a guy who's kind of a naughty boy but sometimes he is reliable but he's very cool but most of the time everyone hates him but he doest give a fuck because haters gonna hate dude. Chicks wanna be him and guys wanna be with him.

Yo I popped like 2 mahirs yesterday shit was fire bruh

by ObiJuanKenobi February 18, 2022

The Mahir

pre-fill a condom with appletiser, proceed to having very beautiful aesthetically intense intercourse. After the male has ejaculated in the pre-filled condom he sexually feeds it to his girl. It’s her choice to spit or swallow. From experience, she spat it into my mouth when we kissed after sex.

me and my girl did the mahir last night.

by The Seder June 25, 2021

King of the Mahir Haters

An individual with an intelligence quotient of 150 yet an emotional quotient of 10. He groans, saying he likes to ship characters in Skibidi Toilet and watches content farm episodes on repeat in class. Both of his parents were straight A's, his father being the class valedictorian and a physics major who was a soccer team captain with a 1580 on the SAT, while his mother was the salutatorian of her class and a master's degree in biochemistry who got a 1600 on the SAT. Meanwhile, this individual had negative grades in all his classes except math (Which he naturally enjoyed) and was so rude that he was banned from entering an educational facility. He places rings around his neck to make it longer so that it sticks out of the toilet bowl he wears on his head whenever he is not asleep. He hates learning, apart from the mathematics he acquired when he was still interested, and he has a worse attitude than the laziest kids in any educational facility. When he hates on a person, he taunts them behind their back and tries to suffocate the person by tying his long neck around that of the person he is hating on. He stares down at the suffocating person and groans "Uej Aeudentifoy aesuh skouiboudoey twoilit" ( I identify as a Skibidi Toilet) before eating the person's head, much like a Skibidi Toilet. His method of attack is similar to that of a boa constrictor. Additionally, he has severe hyperdontia and white spots and marks on every tooth from biting human skulls.

This "Huge waste of potential" that many use to describe the King of the Mahir Haters is the reason why all children deserve the best support from their families regardless of their attitudes and should never be abused. A lack of therapy, combined with neglect, caused this once-happy individual to fall into a deep despair that eventually transformed him into the tyrannical leader of a group of innocents whom he poisoned and turned into disgusting, mutant creatures. Everybody he converted into a Mahir Hater can be cured, but time will tell if he himself can be corrected.

by Mudane potion#069 December 25, 2024

Bari Mahir Paradox

A romantic and totally illogical-yet-cute theory that states: "If a boyfriend does something wrong, it's his girlfriend's fault because he belongs to her, and all his actions are influenced by her presence in his life."

Rano: "Why did you forget our date night?"

Mahir: "Because of the Bari Mahir Paradox. I'm yours, so technically... you forgot it through me."

Rano: rolls eyes but secretly loves

by Porous oblivion April 22, 2025

Mahir

A true fighter by nature

Always aware about the prevailing nomenclature
Up-to-date with all of crickets fixtures

A Benchmark has been set

Always on top of everyones bets
Can whack the googlies of Imran Tahir

After all he's our beloved Mahir

Happy New Year Mahir

by joe chapri December 31, 2021

Mahir

Condom god

, Mahir ,

by S1y January 4, 2022