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Mahir

Mahir is a name for a person that is absolutely boosted in the game Valorant by people who normally have names starting with J. Mahir also LOVES to yell at his teamates and tell the people who boost him that they are baiting. Mahir also loves to masterbate.
by PoopScoop69420 December 11, 2022
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Mahir

look its mahir
by anonymous February 8, 2023
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Below Average Mahir Hater

A slightly intelligent individual who calls intelligent individuals names since he is jealous of his own lack of knowledge. Has C's in most of his classes and is the product of a microchip that was accidentally inserted into his brain. Some Below Average Mahir Haters are smarter than others, but they still have low B's in every class. What separates them from normal people is their unreasonable harassment of Mahir Sahin, which includes calling him a "r**ard" and sitting at his lunch table when he didn't give permission.
The Java in the Below average Mahir hater's brain has caused him to think that he is a good student despite having all C's. Besides, he calls smart people names that most people couldn't imagine saying.
by Mudane potion#069 December 25, 2024
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Average Mahir Hater

An individual who hates knowledge and never hits the gym. They think that Amazing Digital circus is funny and that Titan TV man deserved to be infected by Astro Duchess, and they rarely ever take showers, though, instead of getting stinky, they get extremely dry skin and resemble skeletons with a peach-colored, opaque membrane spread on top.
An Average Mahir Hater' stole my drink yesterday, claiming 'I nede hydzarcion,' even though he's lived for months with dry skin. He ended by saying 'Lraneing is ourbitrairy'.
by Mudane potion#069 December 25, 2024
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Mahir

,Mahir,
by S1y January 4, 2022
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Bari Mahir Paradox

A romantic and totally illogical-yet-cute theory that states: "If a boyfriend does something wrong, it's his girlfriend's fault because he belongs to her, and all his actions are influenced by her presence in his life."
Rano: "Why did you forget our date night?"

Mahir: "Because of the Bari Mahir Paradox. I'm yours, so technically... you forgot it through me."

Rano: rolls eyes but secretly loves
by Porous oblivion April 22, 2025
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Mahir

A true fighter by nature

Always aware about the prevailing nomenclature
Up-to-date with all of crickets fixtures

A Benchmark has been set

Always on top of everyones bets
Can whack the googlies of Imran Tahir

After all he's our beloved Mahir
by joe chapri December 31, 2021
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