Short-sleeved magician

a person who does something that you see coming.

Dan: "I was talking to Jeff and he told me he was deciding whether or not to move in with his girlfriend."

Craig: "Well, we all know Jeff has commitment issues. But just for fun... what did he decide?"

Dan: "What do you think? He decided not to."

Craig: "Oh Dan. He's such a short-sleeved magician."

by Lopez, Brook July 7, 2010

Bread Magician

A magical man who kills dragons and quests for wheat.

Man 1: Got any bread?
Man 2: No sorry, let's go ask the bread magician!

by df0420 June 21, 2011

Magician's handkerchief

When you masturbate with both hands, alternating strokes so that you are going in the same direction in a continuous motion, like how a magician pulls on an infinite handkerchief.

Last night I lubed up both hands and gave myself a tug on the magician's handkerchief.

by Adam Bones May 14, 2016

Shit Magician

Someone who can turn even the best situation into shit.

We were having a great time until that shit magician showed up & ruined our day.

by MCRT February 26, 2011

Facebook Magician

Someone who appears sexy on Facebook in their photos, but in real life is an ugly fuck.

Gabe: Damn Kimberli is fine!

Mike: Na dude don't fall for it she's a Facebook Magician.

by xbox crew August 1, 2011

Angry Magician

An angry magician is when you are doing a girl doggie style. Then you donkey punch her real hard to knock her out, and then hide in her closet. When she wakes up and checks the closet for you, you punch her in the face, and run home. Once home, masturbate.

Dan "Did you here that Steve pulled an angry magician in Carol last night?"
Keith "Damn, he's a midget throwing, donker humper"

by mbsharp January 11, 2009

chicken magician

the most delicious fried chicken in hackensack that a crazy indian can make

i love chicken magician

by lope21 January 18, 2008