mobsplain

To explain something in mobster fashion.

Capo: If we're not careful, our next play could be our last.
Veronica: I don't need you to mobsplain what's best for my family!"

by confidencegame February 12, 2019

Meta-Mansplaining

When frustrated manly men go and flood the Urban Dictionary with their definitions of the word Mansplaining, because they know it better than the feminists, actually.

Greg is so pissed off because his professor didn't want to hear him explain her area of expertise to her in his opinion, so he went meta-mansplaining in UD and invited all his friends too. (See mansplaining )

by Chnuma September 7, 2017

Momsplain

When one mom condescendingly explains proper parenting to another mom.

She was always momsplaining to everyone in her moms' group about how using essential oils and doing baby yoga will help a 2 month old sleep through the night.

by Lisymarie September 1, 2015

Mansplaining

When a man explains something to a woman in a patronizing tone as if the woman is too emotional and illogical to understand.

"She got all pissed at me for no reason!" cried Ira, "Accusing me of mansplaining."
Aziz shook his head. "Women! Right?"

by Babydoll75 March 6, 2019

momsplain

When your mom over-explains things to you because she forgets that you're a goddamned adult and it's akward.

e.g. mom: "Haha! I brought home this hilarious GOP Bingo card for tonight's debate. See, it's a bingo card, but it has expressions or words the candidates might use. When they say them, you drink a shot! It's so funny! Of course you don't HAVE to drink." you: Yeah, Mom, I knew what you meant when you said bingo. Because I know what bingo is. You don't have to momsplain it."

by Mean Red September 11, 2015

Mansplaining

When unsolicited advice or direction is given to a woman by a man in a condescending manner. The reasons typically being, the man does not believe the woman is capable of completing the task independently and must need guidance.

"You're not doing that how I would do it so I'm going to bother you with my directions and opinions even though I am in no way a superior and you did not ask for clarification. There is no way you are capable of doing this by yourself and must be ignorant so you have to rely on my constant guidance."

"uh, I think I got it.. thanks."
Mansplaining

by tybkylie December 14, 2018

marxsplaining

Portmanteau for describing #leftist SJW's arguments:

Marxsplaining: To explain in a patronizing manner, assuming ignorance of those listening. The marxsplainer is often shocked and hurt marxsplanation is not taken as absolute fact, criticized or even rejected altogether.

LaDeondre kept blabbering about white privilege, so I told her to stop marxsplaining things to me.

privilege, communism, marxism, cultural marxism, mansplaining

by TheAristocrat May 27, 2014