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Machine Gun Typing 

Rapid stop and go typing that one does when instant messaging. Can be identified by the tell tale sounds of:

tappity-tappity-tappity-tappity-tappity-tap-tap-tap-CLICK
*pause*
tappity-tappity-tappity-tappity-tap-tap-tap-CLICK
*pause*
tappity-tappity-tap-tap-tap-tap-tap-tap-tap-tap-CLICK
and so on...

Named because it sounds like and has a similar rhythm to firing an automatic weapon. Usually not that annoying, but can be incredibly irritating when done by that lazy co-worker always slacking off at work or that college roommate that IMs until 5am every night.
Also known simply as "machine gunning".
Coworker 1: "Can you assist us with this project? We need everybody's help, because there's a ton of work."

Coworker 2: "I'm really busy right now. Kind of overwhelmed."

Coworker 3: "Bullshit! All you're doing is IMing your friends. It's pretty damn obvious by your constant machine gunning. Now do your frikkin' job."

I really needed to crash because I had the spins from partying too hard, but I was kept up all night by my herb of a roommate machine gun typing to girls he'll probably never meet in real life.
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machine gun flatulence 

That sudden and startling, very loud rat-a-tatting that exits as you lean forward in a quiet restaurant.
I thought we were being targeted by a cartel for a moment but it was just my grandfather’s machine gun flatulence.

Machine Gun Kisses 

A series of quickly delivered kisses due to time constraints.
I was in a hurry, so he gave me machine gun kisses before I jumped out of the car.
Machine Gun Kisses by sharky79 February 19, 2010

machine gun laugh 

when someone laughs like a machine gun. A laugh that is very choppy.
the boy had a machine gun laugh.
it sounded like a machine gun.
machine gun laugh by OSNyoufunny September 10, 2009

machine gun fellatio 

The Act Of Giving Fellatio At Machine Gun Speed (the original idea behind the band name) It Was Found written under a table at bondi beach by Adolph Mantovani (a former band member) Related : Machine Cunnalingus
"she game me great machine gun fellatio in that park"

Machine Gun Smelly 

the action of laughing so hard you fart uncontrollably that it sounds like a machine gun straight from hell
Bro if you played that video any longer I would have totally pulled a machine gun smelly
Machine Gun Smelly by ruby marie November 26, 2017

machine gun masturbation 

To masturbate even after you've ejaculated.
Derek couldn't stop masturbating, thus commiting machine gun masturbation.