Maroon 5

Any band that is generic, corporate pop, often with autotuned 'singing' and music that sounds like it was written by a committee of following a survey of deaf teen girls' music preferences.

A: What's that shit on the radio?
B: I don't know, Maroon 5.
A: The band Maroon 5?
B: I don't know. Some sell-out bullshit 'music'! What's the difference what the current version is called, just change that shit!

by Who’R’You December 21, 2014

Maroon 5

Maroon 5 is a band that has a goal to give ear cancer to the largest amount of people possible (pretty intuitive if you ask me!). You can compare it to Cardi B’s signature sound of jazz and funk, also called junk.

1. I just listened to “Moves like Jagger” and now I want to die!
2. I just got diagnosed with ear cancer after listening to Maroon 5’s new song!

by I am a Devan, I need a gf May 4, 2020

Marooned

To be stuck at the toilet without any toilet paper after just taking a poop.

Sorry I was late, i got marooned.

by Ass-pirates July 19, 2011

mabrouka

Mabrouka is a such a sweet funny happy enthusiastic girl who loves to be optimistic and is really cool

She is really amazing her name is Mabrouka

by geazyfan February 19, 2018

Maroots

the name of a Santa Fe New Mexico jam band that started in early 2010 and plays a mix of blues, rock, country, and reggae music.

Are you going to see Maroots play next week?

by equus9 April 2, 2010

Maroonion

A threesome involving a person, their matesprit, and their kismesis.

A maroonion between John, Roxy, and Terezi would be basically the best thing ever!

by Acamaeda November 21, 2015

Masroor

Naturally born terrorist. Will bomb you if you look at him.

One Masroor in jail keeps the bombs away

by slave 😘 October 9, 2021